On the sigh thing, you didn’t explain till later.
You really couldn’t understand that this:
If only it were possible for all teams to lose all of their games, then everyone would be disappointed. That’d sure make me happy.
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was an attempt at asking for an explanation as to why all teams losing and everyone being disappointed would make you happy?
My post was so self-explanatory that I didn’t think it needed explanation. I obviously was expressing distaste for sports fandoms.