You know, somehow I must have gotten cursed into to having bad experiences at the movies. I decided to to use the free ticket I got from tlj incident, and I saw “The Post”. I sat next to an asshole who didn’t think the directive to turn off your cell phone applied to him. The jerk didn’t even put it on vibrate. It rang, twice. He didn’t even turn it off or to vibrate after the first time it rang and it rang again later on in the movie. He had it in the space in the chair for drinks, where when it rang it shined it’s bright screen right in my face. I was very temped to grab the thing and break it in two. Fuck that guy.
Why didn’t you just take the phone and shove it up his ass? It would’ve been a somewhat extreme solution, but I guarantee it would have at least given him a worse experience at the movies than you. In all seriousness though you should take situations like these as lessons to never go to the movies again unless it’s a midnight showing on Wednesday of a movie that’s in the last week of it’s theatrical run.