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Post #1142466

Author
LordStarkiller
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The Last Jedi: Official Review and Opinions Thread ** SPOILERS **
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Date created
15-Dec-2017, 4:06 AM

I don’t know how to feel about this movie. I liked how it subverts my expectations yet at the same time it makes VII feel pointless.

  • It disregards what VII set up like killing off Snoke, Rey’s parents being nobodies, etc.

  • Yoda looked ugly, Uncanny Valley in full effect.

  • The forced humor. It clashes with tone with no sense of timing.

  • Canto Bight subplot dragged the film down.

  • Luke’s “death” made no sense and we got cheated out of a real fight between Kylo and Luke.

  • Missed oppertnites abound like Luke’s X-Wing being underwater, Rey joining Kylo in hopes of redeeming him, etc.

  • Rose was stupid to not let Finn sacrifice himself dooming the Resistance until Luke showed up. Good job dumbass.

  • It brings the Empire vs Rebels 2.0 fear I had to terrifying reality.

I think I hate this movie. It added nothing to the story while subtracting elements that made Star Wars special. This film has destroyed my passion to the point I no longer care about what happens in IX.