I hate when people expect everyone to automatically like their stupid and unlikable girl- or boyfriends.
Holy shit this.
Or when they split up finally and you have that cathartic talk with your friend about how much of a piece of shit the gf/bf was and you’re happy they finally saw through the bullshit and dumped them…
…and then two weeks later they’re back together and expect you to act like you were rooting for them all along when you two just had a whole conversation about what a piece of shit that person was.
…What? I’m not bitter at all.