Wicket vs. Plif the Hoojib - who wins (assuming they both have Jedi powers plus upgraded Mandalorian jetpacks and also obviously double bladed lightsabers with extra cross guards)?
Also keep in mind they’re fighting in the trench of the Death Star II. Yes, you heard that right.
Make your calculations. I’m waiting.
Wicket = The Ewok in ROTJ
Pilf = WTF IS A PILFWicket > Pilf
DS III >>>> DS II
Okay, first of all it’s PLIF,
Close enough.
second of all I told you right there he’s a Hoojib.
Which tells me nothing.
Look, I’m the only one who even considered your scenario, let alone showed his calculations as requested. You had better start being nicer to me or I’ll do something about it. I don’t know what, but neither of us will like it that’s for sure.