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What Have You Been Eating? — Page 20

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Cheetos.

Can’t remember the last time I had 'em, I’m sure it’s been years.

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I had some nacho cheese Doritos for the first time in 3 years…right tasty.

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Quesadilla with cheddar cheese and fresh garlic. So much better than ice cream cones.

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I’ve had a recent obsession with Domino’s spinach and feta pizza (thin crust).

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Pasta with creamy Cauliflower sauce & Speck Prosciutto.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Ice cream cones. No ice cream in them; just the naked cones themselves.

Between this and your irrational hatred of vanilla, you are worst ice-cream consumer the world has ever known.

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I didn’t even like ice cream at all until a few years ago.

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Damnit I’ve been thinking about pizza all day and then you just had to say it. Now I ordered some and I’m not even very hungry but I’m drunk and also very stoned and you said pizza. What was I to do?

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Possessed said:

Damnit I’ve been thinking about pizza all day and then you just had to say it. Now I ordered some and I’m not even very hungry but I’m drunk and also very stoned and you said pizza. What was I to do?

I would’ve stuck the pizza place up.

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Possessed said:

Damnit I’ve been thinking about pizza all day and then you just had to say it. Now I ordered some and I’m not even very hungry but I’m drunk and also very stoned and you said pizza. What was I to do?

Trifecta.

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Well out of all of it I’m pretty sure the pizza gave the worst hangover. I didn’t have a headache or feel light-headed or dizzy or queasy, but I sure felt full and had some unpleasant heartburn. Now can I directly blame you for this? I dunno…