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TV's Frink
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General Star Wars Random Thoughts Thread
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24-Jul-2017, 9:45 AM

Hey Wikiquote, go jump off a cliff.

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Star_Wars_(film)

[Han arrives at Docking Bay 94 and sees a familiar face]
Jabba the Hutt: [in Huttese] Solo! Come out of there, Solo! Solo!!
Han Solo: Right here, Jabba. [Jabba and his henchmen turn around to see Han and Chewbacca] I’ve been waiting for you.
Jabba: Have you now.
Han: You didn’t think I was gonna run, did you?
Jabba: Han, my boy, you disappoint me. Why haven’t you paid me? And why did you fry poor Greedo?
Han: Look, Jabba, next time you wanna talk to me, come see me yourself. Don’t send one of these twerps.
Jabba: Han, I can’t make exceptions. What if everyone who smuggled for me dropped their cargo at the first sign of an Imperial starship? It’s not good for business.
Han: Look, Jabba, even I get boarded sometimes. [accidentally steps on Jabba’s tail, causing Jabba to yelp in pain] Did you think I had a choice? But I got a nice easy charter now; I’ll pay you back, plus a little extra. I just need a little more time.
Jabba: Han, my boy, you’re the best smuggler I ever hired. So, for an extra twenty percent…
Han: Fifteen, Jabba, and don’t push it.
Jabba: Okay, fifteen percent. But if you fail me again, I’ll put a price on your head so big, you won’t be able to go near a civilized system.
Han: Jabba, you’re a wonderful human being.
Jabba: [orders minions] Come on. [Jabba’s gang leaves with bounty hunter Boba Fett following behind.]