Not enough subtlety! All of you have been reported!!!
@Jetrell Fo:
In all seriousness, Possessed asked a very good question: How can this thread be mocking you if you don’t do exhibit any of the behaviors it is supposedly mocking? Your answer was nothing more than a dodge.
I have said this repeatedly: you are a nice guy. I am certain I would like you in person. But the real purpose of this thread is not to mock you, but to show you how your behavior looks. It is a mirror. Is there humor? Yes, but not intended to belittle you. I would have used the same humor just to simply creat a thread like this. The thing is you never, ever, ever acknowledge your own role in your misery here. You obviously hate it. Yet, day after day, you come back over, and over, and over, complaining about how mean we are, yet choosing to remain. You’ve seen the kindness of people in Off Topic, such as the treatment of Mike O. I have even tried to show my appreciation of your good qualities. But you will never realize the common denominator in your tortured existence in a forum you could voluntarily choose to leave, or even a section of the forum you could choose not to participate in. You fail to realize how you take offense when none was intended, blatantly insult people who were offering reasonable, non-dickish responses, continue to violate General Guideline #2, and generally suck any enjoyment out of Off Topic. I’ll be honest, I think the phrase, “The road to hell is paved with good intentions,” was coined in response to your behavior here.
That probably wasn’t very subtle. I think I’ll report myself.