@Frink:

Also:

Two forks feel tingly flipping meat.
Twin foxes fart twice for months.
Thanks for fixing that for me.

@Alderaan:

Nevermind, I failed to find common ground. The idea that IS sprang forth from a quarter-assed arms campaign and not from the long-term blistering resentment of Arab populations to their own foreign-backed oppressive regimes is just something that’s too far out there for me, as is the idea that we should think twice about accepting refugees simply because 15% or so of our population is comprised of congenital bigots who might behave badly (and still not as badly as the people the refugees are fleeing, nor much more badly than the bigots were behaving before the refugees arrived).