Here’s my rewrite of the EU: Dark Empire occurs immediately after ROTJ, then the rest of the non-crap parts of the post-ROTJ, pre-Vong EU happen (for example, Thrawn happens without Joruus, The Crystal Star doesn’t happen, etc.), the Vong would be a dark side civilization and the corrupters of the first Sith like they were originally intended to be and they’d serve the Sith gods referenced here and there in the EU. After fighting this dark side civilization, the Skywalkers would battle the Sith gods. Once all the Sith gods are killed, everyone would live happily ever after.