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Darth Id

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24-Aug-2010
Last activity
16-Jun-2017
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1,390

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#1084112
Topic
Random Pictures and Gifs (now with winning!) [NSFW]
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SilverWook said:

Darth Id said:

TV’s Frink said:

Love that vodka one.

Wait…you’re still posting?
Didn’t you die after a shootout on a baseball field in Virginia?

Not funny in the least.

Wait, so now rampaging nutjob wannabe assassins are sacred cows to be treated with solemn reverence?
It really is hard to keep up with the Overton’s Window of Current-Events Comedy these days…

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#1084096
Topic
Random Pictures and Gifs (now with winning!) [NSFW]
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dahmage said:

Darth Id said:

TV’s Frink said:

Darth Id said:

TV’s Frink said:

Love that vodka one.

Wait…you’re still posting?
Didn’t you die after a shootout on a baseball field in Virginia?

Reported. Fuck you.

??
Wow, tiger, you’re touchy about the weirdest things.

Your sole purpose on these forums seems to be to push buttons.

Well, just one:

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#1083914
Topic
Random Pictures and Gifs (now with winning!) [NSFW]
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oojason said:

Darth Id said:

oojason said:

^ That’s likely someone’s mum,

Yeah, she probably spawned some cretin worse than she.

someone’s wife,

You mean the guy that helped conceive her cretinous, gluttonous, waste-of-space spawn?

someone’s daughter,

Some pile of rotting flesh, who’s more tolerable dead than alive. Actually, two of those.

someone’s neighbour,

Believe me, her neighbors wish she was dead more than Haseo does!

someone’s colleague,

Do all welfare parasites qualify as “colleagues” of each other? Then I’m guessing not a “colleague.”

someone’s friend,

Poor bastard probably wishes he were dead…

someone…

Nope. Nobody.

Is that it? I thought you were meant to be the OT forum troll?, and that’s all you can come up with? It’s not even worthy of a decent retort.

Well, then you met the standard, I guess…

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#1083905
Topic
Random Pictures and Gifs (now with winning!) [NSFW]
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TV’s Frink said:

TV’s Frink said:

yhwx said:

TV’s Frink said:

Oh hey our face tattooed federal judge (lololol) stopped by to be dick as usual. Big surprise!

I am deeply sorry to any family or friends he might have.

His friends choose to be his friend, so that’s on them.

You know, it just occurred to me that they might not have a choice for fear that he would eat them otherwise.

And this tapestry, here on my face?
It’s just a map o’ da kidz dat I ate!
Man ain’t I great!
I make awful things happen!
Look at this mean mini-Darth Id just tikki-ti-tappin’
Clickety-clackin’!
Clawin’ ‘n scratchin’
Yhwx is clappin’
Readin’ my rap, 'n–
BRING DA CHORUS BACK IN!

So wut can I say except YOU’RE WEL-COME?
For the wonderful shit I post!
Don’t try to run away, please stay, YOU’RE WEL-COME!!!
Cuz Iddy-iddy-iddy idz the MOST!

YOU’RE WEL-COME!
You’re WEL-come!!!

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#1083761
Topic
Random Pictures and Gifs (now with winning!) [NSFW]
Time

oojason said:

^ That’s likely someone’s mum,

Yeah, she probably spawned some cretin worse than she.

someone’s wife,

You mean the guy that helped conceive her cretinous, gluttonous, waste-of-space spawn?

someone’s daughter,

Some pile of rotting flesh, who’s more tolerable dead than alive. Actually, two of those.

someone’s neighbour,

Believe me, her neighbors wish she was dead more than Haseo does!

someone’s colleague,

Do all welfare parasites qualify as “colleagues” of each other? Then I’m guessing not a “colleague.”

someone’s friend,

Poor bastard probably wishes he were dead…

someone…

Nope. Nobody.

Post
#1083362
Topic
The DC Extended Universe
Time

TV’s Frink said:

Darth Id said:

TV’s Frink said:

When our threads collide.

Trevorrow said:

the character of Rey and what she means to young girls right now, and the challenges that she’s up against

Yeah, it must be tough being the best at everything, and having absolutely no competition in any field. Kinda unfulfilling and ennui-inducing, you know?

I’m so shocked that you’re one of those people.

What “people”?!?!
You mean comedians?

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#1083182
Topic
The DC Extended Universe
Time

TV’s Frink said:

http://www.txs.uscourts.gov/offices/brownsville-division

Which judge are you?

No, dipwick, I’m not seated in SDTex (eeewwwwwww!!! btw)!
But when I was a lowly practitioner, I once tried a case in front of a certain judge who had a pentagram tattooed to his forehead, and a Baphomet adorning each cheek. They were connected with a full-face spiderweb littered with bloody severed body parts.
I’m not gonna mentioned any names, but he’s since retired.
One of the sweetest jurists I’ve ever had the pleasure of appearing before.

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#1083179
Topic
The DC Extended Universe
Time

TV’s Frink said:

yhwx said:

Also, I have never seen a federal judge that looks like this.

It’s weird, but Google can’t find me a single case of a federal judge with a face tattoo! Either Google is lying or Id is lying. I wonder which it is…

Actually, Google was a retained expert witness in a trial sounding in Intelligent-Design-Patent-Meta-Infringement case I presided over once, Elohim v. Allah. That mutherfucker perjured himself left and right.
Just sayin’…

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#1083170
Topic
The DC Extended Universe
Time

SilverWook said:

Darth Id said:

Alderaan said:

You have to really be a dumbass and pathetic human being to be upset about an all-women’s screening of Wonder Woman. Grow up and grow a pair and be a ****ing man.

Haha yeah just like all those dumb bitches upset about not being able to golf at the hoity-toity country club amirite??? Or those gays all whiny about not getting cake??? They need to man up too!

You’re not seriously making that comparison?

Which comparison?

[Id note: the answer to my question is necessarily MOOT because the answer to S’Wook’s question would be the same, regardless of S’Wook’s answer. Irrespective of which of the two comparisons I made S’Wook was inquiring about, my answer would be affirmative.]

This has been a Darth Id’s Jurisprudential Tip.® “This whole courtroom’s outta order!”

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#1083166
Topic
The DC Extended Universe
Time

yhwx said:

moot

mo͞ot/
adjective
adjective: moot
1.
subject to debate, dispute, or uncertainty, and typically not admitting of a final decision.
“whether the temperature rise was mainly due to the greenhouse effect was a moot point”
“a moot point”

  • having no practical significance, typically because the subject is too uncertain to allow a decision.
  • “it is moot whether this phrase should be treated as metaphor or not”

(Emphasis added)

He used the word correctly.

No, he didn’t.
My point was that whether Alamo’s practice constituted discrimination, and therefore a violation of civil rights, depended on the existence of an applicable “public-accommodation” statute in the jurisdiction in question. Then he randomly brought up the existence of alternative accommodations, which is not a controlling factor as to whether the practice qualifies as a civil-rights violation. His point might have been moot, but my point was decisive regardless of his random observation.
That’s the opposite of moot.

[The Idmonster said:]

You don’t wanna step ta dis.

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#1083147
Topic
The DC Extended Universe
Time

TV’s Frink said:

Darth Id said:

Oh, it was the New York Alamo?

The one lawyer he found in the country that cares is in Austin, so I have no idea why he brought up New York.

Anyway no one is prevented from seeing the movie so your point is also moot. If the Alamo said no men were allowed to any of the screenings it would be a different case.

Haha how cute you have no idea what moot means!

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#1083145
Topic
The DC Extended Universe
Time

TV’s Frink said:

yhwx said:

Today I learned that the biggest problem middle-class white men have is a women-only screening of Wonder Woman.

Today I learned that pittrek, Alderaan, and Id are all who I thought they were (for different reasons).

Yep, I am indeed a federal judge.
I’ve applied the civil-rights statutes of more states under the Erie doctrine than you’ve ever visited. You don’t wanna step ta dis.

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#1083115
Topic
The DC Extended Universe
Time

Alderaan said:

You have to really be a dumbass and pathetic human being to be upset about an all-women’s screening of Wonder Woman. Grow up and grow a pair and be a ****ing man.

Haha yeah just like all those dumb bitches upset about not being able to golf at the hoity-toity country club amirite??? Or those gays all whiny about not getting cake??? They need to man up too!