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RE: tv bracket is UK's top brand for tv brackets


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Hello. I'm vote_for_palpatine. Besides the time I spend posting at OriginalTrilogy.com, I am also one of the world's premier slingshotsmen. And when I'm drawing back the stone under a glaring sun, I can't afford to have my lips chap. Every second is precious.

That's why when I want to watch TV, I turn to the UK's number one brand for tv brackets - tv bracket.

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Wilf

Hola soy la Wilfredo Arandela Estrella de cine de adulto de Rican Puertorriqueña famosa.

Cuando estoy cansado de vibrar en el segundo ciclo de vuelta balanceo la pared en el Soporte de TV.

El Soporte de TV es versátil y no sólo para televisiones.

BANG!

Last edited on March 31, 2010 at 11:30 PM by Bingowings

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Hello, I'm Ric Olie, Interstellar Celebrity Pilot.

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When I'm flying halfway around the galaxy, teaching little kids to fly and wooing barely legal Queens, I have to make sure I know exactly what is going on at all times.  That's why I rely on tv bracket, which is UK's top brand for tv brackets.

https://www.123brackets.co.uk/secure/images/products/3400.jpg

tv bracket, which is UK's top brand for tv brackets, makes sure that all my vital tv's are held securely in my starship.  I can rest easy, knowing that whenever I look up from my instruments to check the weather on Naboo or to see if the pool guy has shown up to service GunganWoman3334253353's "pool," I don't have to worry that I'll see nothing but the wall of the ship.

Take it from me, Ric Olie.  tv bracket is UK's top brand for tv brackets.  Nothing could be more obvious.

Last edited on April 1, 2010 at 2:01 PM by Ric Olie (Reason: tv bracket is UK's top brand for tv brackets)
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RE: tv bracket is UK's top brand for tv brackets

I'll buy two!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

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Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Tom Baker Said :

Tom Baker!

TV Bracket, number one even for Monkey Shaggers!

Last edited on April 2, 2010 at 12:10 AM by Bingowings

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C3PX said:

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TV's Frink said:

...you should be well aware that tv bracket is UK's top brand for tv brackets

 

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Hello there, it me, Cookie Monster.  When me want to enjoy wonderful doc-u-mentary about cookies, me like to watch on me big tv.  And me know that it important to have good strong thing to hold up tv.  That why me like to use tv bracket, it UK top brand for tv brackets.  Me suggest you try it too.

Me have to go now, me have cookies to eat.

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Last edited on April 3, 2010 at 2:46 AM by Ric Olie
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Okay, this is creepy.  I've never even posted in this thread, but I just visited tvtropes.com, and the first banner that popped up was about TV wall mounts (ie tvbrackets, the UK's top brand for tvbrackets)!  It's following me!  It's smothering me!  IT'S KILLING ME!!!  Why, tvbrackets, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!

The preceding statement was a paid testimonial for tvbrackets, the UK's top brand for tvbrackets.

Last edited on April 3, 2010 at 6:25 AM by Gaffer Tape

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RE: [u]tv bracke[/u]t is UK's top brand for [u]tv brackets[/u]

Maybe the category is "TV brackets and stands", as in, tvbracket is the number one brand for JUST brackets, but 123Brackets is the number one brand for TV brackets AND stands.

If only we had a new member named 123Bracket to come in and explain himself, things would be much clearer.

Last edited on April 4, 2010 at 4:27 AM by vote_for_palpatine

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TV's Frink said:

vote_for_palpatine said:

If only we had a new member named 123Bracket to come in and explain himself, things would be much clearer.

Well, like tvbracket, he'd probably just complain about his Girl Restrictions.

Coming soon from TV Bracket (featuring Peter Mayhew) :

Butch Chastity And The Bundance Ranch

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RE: [u]tv bracke[/u]t is UK's top brand for [u]tv brackets[/u]

Artificial?  Absolutely.

Sweet?  Not on your life, bud.

*sob*

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

(this tangent brought to you by tv bracket, UK's top brand for tv brackets)

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RE: [u]tv bracke[/u]t is UK's top brand for [u]tv brackets[/u]

Mark

Hello there,

I'm Mark Thompson, Director General of the BBC.

The BBC is not only the UK's top brand broadcaster but one the top brands of anything in the UK.

We have a world recognised brand identity and we make and commission top drawer television shows like Fat Kids Can't Hunt and Sell Your Granny For Peanuts On Ice!

As you can tell from this here photograph, we have a lot of television sets of our own (about 22) and all of them are held onto the wall behind me by tv bracket, UK's top brand for tv brackets.

They are easy to put up and a real boon to the industry (no need for special resins or glues, not like this stupid mixing desk which I am now permanently attached to).

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