Crossing Coppola's Dracula (including the reincarnation angle) with Tony Hopkins' Lecter movies would be a giggle.

Van Helsing defeats Dracula and is reborn as a serial killer who gets reincarnated Dracula to cut his own face off and feed it to dogs, who tries to feed him feet first to specially trained boar.

Drop in Keanu etc from other roles and tell Dracula as a flashback.

ok i will explain this whole punctuation thing. i am very uneducated. i hated school and dropped out as a freshman in highschool.  does this make me dumb? not really. in fact i could probably teach you guys a thing or 2. yes yes i have bad spelling and punctuation. i admit it because frankly i do not give a flying shit about any of that stuff. if you wanna take cheap shots at me about it because its amusing then have at it. i am not offended by it because you are right. i know dick about commas and capitalization. english was my worst class and i never payed attention. however my scholastic achievements have never held me back. and i find it amusing that you guys seem to hold proper english typing in such an important light. as long as i am understood i could not give  a care less what anyone thinks about my typing. is that enough explaination?

I could understand this if you just weren't using the commas at all.  But you keep using the commas in place of apostrophes.  I just find it bizarre.

yeah!! you are right. i realized that i was doing that after you said it and it is weird. i have corrected it in the thread title and learned my lesson. funny i came here to learn to edit movies and learned a whole lot more then just that. my love for ot.com grows daily,,,,,,,,,,, lol