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Likes Lens FlairsPlaying invisible piano doesn't count - he's supposed to be holding something. Also, he's not a politician, he's an actor.
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Magister Pontifex MaximusActually he is holding in his mind the read out on the screen of an invisible computer monitor so it does count.

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"darth endeor was a meanyhead" - FatherSkywalker, et al--QFTFine, since Bingo commandeered this thread, I'll play along!
It was a big trout.

The ROTJ collaborative thread is a wealth of ideas, both on how to edit Return of the Jedi, as well as how to collaborate in an edit. Emanswfan has taken leadership of the project.
Password for all ROTJ-related clips: ROTJ
A very rough edit of how the Battle of Endor could go
A very rough idea of how ROTJ could end
Rough edit based on the final script with some deviation:
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
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Disco Stu likes Disco music!darth_ender said:
Fine, since Bingo commandeered this thread, I'll play along!
It was a big trout.
I know, predictable, and kind of an old joke, but... I wonder if he's talking about what I think he's talking about...
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
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Likes Lens FlairsThat poor woman!
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Magister Pontifex MaximusThat poor invisible turkey!
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Imagination Princessdarth_ender said:
Can we utilize this thread for silly political discussions too? I thought this worthwhile:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/13/sweden-left-party-toilet-stand_n_1590572.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Should those Swedes armed with Y chromosomes and the accompanying anatomy be required to sit down when urinating? That's what the Leftist party there wants. Please give your thoughts. That sounds like a very controlling government to me ;)
Weird... I thought Sweden was supposed to be a bastion for open-minded tolerance not micromanaging New Yorkian laws. I really don't care how people go to the bathroom... and neither should anyone else. And, I have to ask, how would anyone enforce this if it was put into place?
There is no lingerie in space...
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Likes Lens FlairsGaffer Tape said:
And, I have to ask, how would anyone enforce this if it was put into place?
Invisible guards, of course.
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South Jersey Devilmy god. how could anyone possibly be so stupid as to propose such a law, let alone support it? The scary thing is that 19.46 of the voters on the poll on that page actually agree with the law. ridiculous. What next? requirements about how much bathroom tissue you can use to clean yourself?
And like Gaffer, I'd to know how they intend to enforce such a law
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Magister Pontifex MaximusThat fine British publication Viz had the solution years ago with the dreaded Bottom Inspectors.
They also had some of the best superheroes ever including Nude Motorcycle Girl and Topless Skateboard Nun.
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Disco Stu likes Disco music!didn't know she played trumpet
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
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This is not a lightsaber. Nor a euphemism.
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"darth endeor was a meanyhead" - FatherSkywalker, et al--QFTObama makes major gaffe by praising White Sox in Red Sox country.
There goes Massachusetts to the GOP ;)
The ROTJ collaborative thread is a wealth of ideas, both on how to edit Return of the Jedi, as well as how to collaborate in an edit. Emanswfan has taken leadership of the project.
Password for all ROTJ-related clips: ROTJ
A very rough edit of how the Battle of Endor could go
A very rough idea of how ROTJ could end
Rough edit based on the final script with some deviation:
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
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"darth endeor was a meanyhead" - FatherSkywalker, et al--QFThttp://now.msn.com/now/0626-man-pulls-gun-fart.aspx
Highlighting the gun control debate, a man pulls a firearm on his neighbor for breaking wind. Expect a new flurry of Congressional debates on the topic.
The ROTJ collaborative thread is a wealth of ideas, both on how to edit Return of the Jedi, as well as how to collaborate in an edit. Emanswfan has taken leadership of the project.
Password for all ROTJ-related clips: ROTJ
A very rough edit of how the Battle of Endor could go
A very rough idea of how ROTJ could end
Rough edit based on the final script with some deviation:
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
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This is not a lightsaber. Nor a euphemism.
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