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FanFiltration said:

I would go back in time and take a piss on the primordial ooze from witch all life on earth emerged.

Bastard.

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CP3S said:

Once I've met all of them, no women could ever compare, so I'd give up such futile pursuits and move on to more important things.

Men?

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Men dressed as women?

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Female lizards?

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greenpenguino said:

I would go back and acquire every lost episode of Doctor Who

This.

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Ach du lieber!

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CP3S said:

FanFiltration said:

I would go back in time and take a piss on the primordial ooze from witch all life on earth emerged.

Bastard.

I'd go back and jizz in it, so every person would look like me

 

(And yes I know that wouldn't work in an evolutionary sense. But it would be a funny cartoon scenario)

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To be honest...

 

If I had the chance, I would go back to December 8th 1980, and I would gladly stand between John Lennon and his crazed assassin.

 

 

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If I had a time machine, I'd go back and stop myself from ever using that damned infernal time machine.

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TV's Frink said:

Female lizards?

http://techland.time.com/2011/05/04/science-creates-all-female-breed-of-lizards/

Also, "In search of a backwards time machine" was an awesome episode of Futurama.

 

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