inspired by http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/New-Adidas-World-Cup-Commercial-Features-Cantina-Scene/topic/11609/

An open letter to George Lucas:

regarding the forthcoming Special Edition BluRay releases of the Prequel Trilogy:

We the undersigned ask that you please replace Hayden Christensen digitally with Snoop Dog in all scenes. This will dramatically improve the prequels.

The Jar Jar character was sadly underutilized in these films. Expand this role and digitally replace the CG gungan with a hip pop star such as Justin Timberlake or Lady Gaga. To take advantage of this retrocasting, please insert a musical number featuring this performer into each prequel. (You can't read my jedi face, jedi face ...)

Have all Jedi wear Adidas tracksuits. All intercoms and displays should feature Nokia logos, air cars branded with BMW nameplates, and lightsabers improved with subtle glowing Apple logos.

The profits earned by product placement will easily fund the restoration and proper high definition release of the original original trilogy.

Thanks in advance!