We have a thread for just this purpose:

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Going-away-Post-so-here/post/647101/#TopicPost647101

And like that poof

he is back.

Saluton! Kiel vi fartas?

Bone, sed mi pensas mi evoluantaj iom de dentodoloro

I'm new to Esperanto, but I believe you said you are good, but you're thinking about getting a toothache?

Esence tio estas la generala gist de kion mi diras.

Wow, I can understand that.

That's a question all the philosophers burning in hell have been asking for a long, long time.

There is no Y in Bingowings only I and I.

Where the hell was Biggles when you needed him last Saturday?

It was nice.

The weather was great for walking up on the Downs.

Saw a lot of my pals and the maternal half of the family.

Even with three weeks trying to see them all was a bit like playing human Tetris.

Got back about three hours late because of faulty signals near Peterborough.

got into a stand up row with a bunch of old racist women on a bus and a Jamaican let me have his chair as a sort of thank-you I guess.

That said I am getting on a bit old...