I just stand around quietly and look intimidating, but nobody ever says "Hey, man, nice Boba Fett impression!"

=(

But no, I quote Star Wars so often that I can't even begin to think of all the times I say something in the right situation. I'll keep better track from now on and keep you posted, though.

EyeShotFirst said:

Next time I go to the beach, I will remember to say "I don't like sand."

Its "I hate sand" GET IT RIGHT!

;)

fishmanlee said:

EyeShotFirst said:

Next time I go to the beach, I will remember to say "I don't like sand."

Its "I hate sand" GET IT RIGHT!

;)

No kidding... it's only the most crucial, pivotal line in the entire saga!  Everything that happens throughout the series hinges on Anakin's extreme hatred of sand.

Eons ago, a teacher of mine asked me to do her a favor.

I replied:

"But I was going to Toshe Station to check out the power converters!"

There's something fun about quoting the cut scenes.  Mostly because practically no one knows what the heck you are talking about.

"You're getting a little soft in the city."

"You've got a mouth bigger than a meteor crater."

"It looks like Wormie's got too much sun!"

Or if you want to get really obscure, which I do sometimes, is start quoting lines out of the earlier drafts of the scripts:

"I'm a free-booter, not a revolutionary.  You're aboard the wrong ship, son!"

Ziggy Stardust said:

Eons ago, a teacher of mine asked me to do her a favor.

I replied:

"But I was going to Toshe Station to check out the power converters!"

I do that, but I say: "But I was going to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"

I use "What a wonderful smell you've discovered" much too often ...

I was comforting a depressed friend because his slutty ex had made a cuckhold out of him. I actually thought it was pretty well deserved because we had warned him quite a few times before it happened for real. While he was preparing to unleash another one of his tantrums I suddenly say the following lines, making my best Emperor impersonation (which is fairly good): "Good, good. The dark side is strong in you. Now witness the FIREPOWER of this fully armed and OPE-RA-TIONAL BATTLESTATION!".

He immediately tried to kick my ass while me and my (other) friend were laughing our asses off.

The one I use the most is "Not this ship, sister."

Sample context...

co-worker: "Can you believe the boss wants those figures on such short notice? She said we all have to send her the updates by day's end."

me, not planning on complying: "Not this ship, sister."

In the morning when I greet someone I usually say: "Good morning! Nice of you to stop by!"

EyeShotFirst said:

Next time I go to the beach, I will remember to say "I don't like sand."

I prefer the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind counterpart:

JOEL: Sand is overrated.  It's just tiny, little rocks.

Back in the day when I used to play Dungeons And Dragons, if anyone rolled a dice to hit someone and had a near miss, one of us would always say: "It's a hit, it's a hit.  Negative, it didn't go in.  It just impacted on the surface."