You can:

Re-gain your footing and continue fighting after being thrown into something solid like a dense metal object at a speed/impact ratio that would kill most people, and usually you will have no signs of injury.

Make an awesome speach when you need to.

Have no experience with weapons but when the time comes you`ll be able to wield said weapons at an expert level.

Have a heart to heart with annoying piano music in the background that will not cause you to look around and ask where said music is coming from.

Not listen to the audience`s persistent warnings.

Take your eyes off the road for unnatural/dangerous ammounts of time.

Never realize its a film being projected outside your car window.

Make friends with aliens.

Kill unstobable aliens.

Fly alien spacecraft with no prior experience.

Make a complete shit understand your point of view.

Can learn a foreign language simply by listening.

Be hit by a bullett and never complain about it.

Get wounded but not bleed because theres no time for that.

Not fall into the vacuum of space when you open that huge door that seperates you from space.

Fall a hundred feet and get up again.

Never figure out you are a replicant.

Figure out you are a replicant.

Be the only human on the planet while everyone else is a replicant.

Come back from the dead.

Die when styrafoam rocks hit you in the head.

Spend half an hour programming KIT`s stupid computer thing for a mega cool lazer blast and not be destroyed by unstobable transport trucks.

Survive pretty much anything so long as you are in KIT.

Drive an ill-equiped car on water.

Drive a car under a transport truck.

Do stupid shit in the matrix.

Do stupid shit outside the matrix.

Avoid the deadly light of a sun by running in the opposite direction.

Be a Vampire and survive daylight.

Be in a deleted scene.

Run the exact same course of events millions of times and never notice it.

You're constantly happy and making jokes even though you work in a hospital where people die all the time.

You're constantly horny and do other doctors even though you work in a hospital where people die all the time.

The hospital is evil and the boss' only want money and you have to skirt the system in order to save someone's life, otherwise the hospital would totally let them die.

When you get stuck in the rain it fucking pours.

You hold the higher moral ground because your refuse to let a (somewhat) innocent character die in order to defeat an overpowering enemy who will kill millions more innocents now that they've been allowed to survive.

You always end up winning in hand to hand combat with an enemy who could have shot you from a distance, but prefers to enjoy every moment of killing you with bare hands.

One or two good punches from you cause the same amount of damage to your opponent as his lengthy, ongoing beating, despite the fact that he is in far better shape than you.

You never have to worry about pregnancy or STDs in spite of the fact that you and your partner are as loyal and monogamous as dogs in the streets.

If you serve in the military, you and all your good brothers-in-arms seem to share the political views of Hollywood studio elites in spite of the fact that most military personnel seem to vote the other way.

Your superior officers are always willing to sacrifice countless innocent lives and historical/cultural objects in exchange for economic benefit (i.e. James Cameron's [insert any title here]).

Your hair and makeup are always perfect after a full night's sleep, even if you're a man.

We never can see your hands and face simultaneously when you play the piano.

You may get beaten to a pulp, but your second or third wind will allow you to take out your opponent with a couple of good hits.

Germans are always evil Nazis or brilliant scientists.

You can dodge a bullet, even after it's already been fired.

If you live in a small town, you can bet you're on the bad side of the local ecclesiastical leader.

If you're black, you can make as many disparaging comments about whites, Asians, or whichever race you like, because it sounds funny in Ebonics.

You can drive better in reverse than most people going forward.

You are more attractive than about 95% of the human race.

ferris209 said:

I know this, if playing a Cop as a character....

You can wreak all kinds of havoc on society and be regarded as a good cop.

You can shoot any car at the gas tank and blow it up, immensely, with a big explosion.

You only have to answer to one supervisor, usually a Captain, but never anyone else....like a Chief or the City Council.

You can actually "Commandeer" vehicles.

Any of the many laws you violated to make one bust will be gratefully ignored in the end, regardless of just how guilty you are. (i.e. The Negotiator)

Your vest, or badge, will save you every time you're fired upon.

The legal system works extremely fast.

Everything can be fixed with a suspension.

There is no such thing as the ACLU.

You're always in the very best physical shape to the point that you can run 3 miles and still fight a bad guy for 20 minutes straight, no matter how much you drink, or how badly you eat. (usually shown eating a hot dog on the street, drinking nothing but whiskey when getting home, and still overcoming that bad guy who worked out everyday of his 20 year sentence)

You ALWAYS have a screwed up personal life. (divorced, alcoholic, estranged kids, etc.)

You're badge can get you in ANYWHERE.

Your gun has a unlimited amount of bullets.

No matter where you work, you're the only non-corrupt cop.

You can beat criminals in a fully video-taped interrogation room and it's no big deal.

Every-time you arrest someone, you read them their Miranda Rights.

 

You forgot:

You'll always get pulled off the case because it's "too personal" and your chief will make you give up your badge and gun, and that's when you go vigilante and solve the case anyway.

You'll go into a restaurant to order food you won't even take a bite from.

You have a single defining quirk.

YOU WILL HAVE EVERY FANBOY ON THE INTERNET POSTING ABOUT HOW AWFUL YOUR MOVIE IS.

YOU WILL HAVE EVERY FANBOY ON THE INTERNET POSTING ABOUT HOW AWESOME YOUR MOVIE IS.

WORST.  MOVIE.  EVER.

This thread reminds me of The Evil Overlord List...

You die very, very, very slowly.

In.....slow.........motion.......

RedFive said:

You die very, very, very slowly.