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Mrebo's avatar
When Remakes are a Bad Idea

I have a nascent theory I'd like to bounce off you all.

It is that media should not be remade in the same form that it was initially conceived. If something was originally made as movie, it should not be remade as a movie. If something was originally made as a book, it should not be rewritten as a book. I would differentiate plays from movies in that the script for a movie is solely a means to an end (and constantly open to revision) whereas a play is written and released in a single form to be interpreted on a stage multiple times. And TV shows are episodic and open to future 'continuation' or re-imagining that goes far beyond simply rewriting the original scripts.

My reasoning for this is that it is absurd, uncreative, and demeaning of the original creation. We could rewrite Shakespeare or Stephen King but why?

I've tried to think of examples where something has been remade in its original form. One suggestion I got was "Hairspray." And that was a movie, turned into a play, turned into a movie. I'm not sure if the translation into a play made it more amenable to remake as a movie. It does seem a generally bad idea to create the substantially same story in the same media. But what are your thoughts?

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TV's Frink's avatar
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Backstroke of the West?

Last edited on July 12, 2011 at 8:47 PM by TV's Frink (Reason: Do not want)
TV's Frink's avatar
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twooffour said:

Um, seriously, no.

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This sentiment is completely arbitrary, and it holds no water.

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So no, dismissed.

I don't know why you don't just make this your default post.  It sums you up perfectly.

TV's Frink's avatar
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twooffour said:

TV's Frink said:

twooffour said:

Um, seriously, no.

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This sentiment is completely arbitrary, and it holds no water.

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So no, dismissed.

I don't know why you don't just make this your default post.  It sums you up perfectly.

Maybe because I wrote it specifically for this thread, and not everything I reply to has something to do with an "arbitrary sentiment"?

You post some variant of those statements in almost every post you make.

And more importantly, what does this have to do with how right or wrong my response was, in relation to the OP?

Nothing at all.  What's your point?

TV's Frink's avatar
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twooffour said:

So back on topic, doesn't anyone else find it preposterous and disrespectful how this hack here basically remakes Rebecca's song as... also a song?

Already posted in the Rebecca Black thread, except I used "http" so the link worked for everyone.

Last edited on July 12, 2011 at 9:52 PM by TV's Frink
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twooffour said:

Works for me. Although I'll also use https next time, so no one gets a virus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Mrebo's avatar
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I never used the word "respectful." I did say remaking (in the limited manner I outline) can be demeaning of the original creation. But I don't mean this in the sense of respectful deference to a creator - that was clearly not the argument I was making. I mean demeaning of the work itself. Now it's probably not the best word choice to use to describe an object that can't feel anything but I clearly wasn't talking about "respect" in the way you raise it.

There are lots of movies with the same basic plot. And maybe you want to slap an old title on it for whatever reason (marketing, perhaps). Night of the Living Dead just came to mind.

But making substantially the same movie/book/play (originally conceived as such) does strike me as generally dumb. And I think there is a reason for this. That is what I'm getting at.

You "dismiss" this possibility out of hand but do not offer a concrete example where it has worked or been justified. Instead you offer Psycho, which may support my theory.

You talk about a "music arrangement" but that is an adaptation - which I take no issue with.

Imagine if I were going to rewrite Lord of the Rings. Still going to be about the hobbits, wizards, men, Sauron, etc. But Frodo is going to be very unlikeable. Gandalf will be tempted to join Saruman and will kill Peregrin but then realize his error and redeem himself, thereby becoming the White Wizard. Saruman will be stabbed atop his tower and fall. I'll obviously change the style, move scenes around, but it will basically be the same story. And for whatever crazy reason Tolkien's estate allows me to publish this as "Lord of the Rings: Modern Edition." To me, this kind of remake is stupid in principle, not just subjectively after we read it. Indeed, it may be thoroughly well-written and thoroughly enjoyable to those who have not read the original.

I'm saying that I think movies are like books. Do you disagree on this point? If so why? Else do you think such rewrites of books are good and justifiable?

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twooffour said:

So back on topic, doesn't anyone else find it preposterous and disrespectful how this hack here basically remakes Rebecca's song as... also a song?


Here's another awesome song remake:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DbwrU3QZsA#t=74
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOosiyw7t00#t=77

But it's also a musical number, so I guess it sux. Oh well...

See my most recent response above, relating to your musings about disrespect and the nature of certain works as adaptable. Plays and songs are meant to be adapted. They are written to be performed by any number of persons. I'm saying books and movies are different in that they are the final work. A book is not written to be rewritten nor a movie filmed to be refilmed. It is technically possible to rewrite and refilm, but I'm saying it is a bad idea for a reason. Respond to my earlier post, please.

Also worth noting I'm a big fan of "remaking" the PT (see the rewriting forum). But this is not to build upon or remake those movies. It is to neglect those movies and imagine what should have been based on the OT. I see such efforts as making brand new stories, not remaking PT ones.

Last edited on July 12, 2011 at 10:22 PM by Mrebo

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TV's Frink's avatar
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twooffour said:

TV's Frink said:

twooffour said:

Works for me. Although I'll also use https next time, so no one gets a virus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Sorry, can't view the clip from my country.

(Know how to search for clips on proxy sites, but not how to paste links.)
I'm sure it was hilarious, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4

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The problem with remakes isn't what medium they're made in, but the soulless life-sucker that is Hollywood.

God doesn't think in terms of black or white - or even shades of gray - but in big, bright, bold hues of blue and orange.

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Hooked on Remakes!

"I stay in debt because I pattern myself after America. When America pays her bills, I'm gonna pay mine!" - Dick Gregory 

 


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Mrebo said:

I've tried to think of examples where something has been remade in its original form. One suggestion I got was "Hairspray." And that was a movie, turned into a play, turned into a movie. I'm not sure if the translation into a play made it more amenable to remake as a movie. It does seem a generally bad idea to create the substantially same story in the same media. But what are your thoughts?

I think Hairspray is a a little different than a remake.   Hairspray wasn't turned into a play, it was turned into a musical. The Musical was in turn made into a movie.   The fact that one movie is a musical and the other isn't, makes them different from each other.

Mrebo's avatar
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If my alternate LOTR books were released, what would you say? Oh, that's interesting, an alternate telling of the story. I might not enjoy it, but isn't that interesting. Or as you say here, "what the hell?" My reaction would be the latter.

And I didn't say Frodo would be "completely unlikeable" just "very" - stop misquoting me!!! :p The changes I've described do not fundamentally alter the arc of the story, as radical as they might be. It's the same characters (at least in name) in the same world on the same mission.

My "beef" is a theory about why remaking media in the same original form may be a bad idea in principle. I concede I could be totally wrong and that's why I'm engaging in discussion with anyone who doesn't just dismiss the argument.

If I want to use the same characters in the same situation, that is the kind of remake I'm addressing as a bad idea. I think of a remake I enjoy, like Sabrina, and it is based on a play. I think of a remake I'd like to see, Harvey, and it is also based on a play. I can't think of a movie that was originally a movie that I'd like to see remade. I don't think I've read a book that I'd like to see rewritten. I might want more stories about the characters, but not the same story told differently.

I think that remakes of Planet of the Apes and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory were so lousy because they looked like mere imitations of the older movies rather than better imaginings of the original books.

And when a movie is remade from a movie (rather than freshly interpreting the original source material), what are the chances it be as good as the original? The original is the standard.

But maybe the issue is that only 'good' movies are remade and thus are more likely to pale in comparison to the originals. We should be remaking the bad movies! We'll start with Gigli.

Postscript: It is fun the muse about which remakes we thought were good and which we thought were bad. But I'm curious about exactly why this might be. To this end, I am wondering if remakes of movies which were originally conceived as movies is bad in principle because you're translating less than you are xeroxing.

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TV's Frink said:

twooffour said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKH5S5IpGdk

Post of the century.


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