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GundarkHunter's avatar
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Reminds me of the story in the appendix of Bruce Campbell's "If Chins Could Kill."

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

GundarkHunter's avatar
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I like the quote, but then there's the question of getting permission to use it. Probably wouldn't be cheap.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Bossk's avatar
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It's also not that well known. I think "Han Shot First" is nice and simple and easy. If you're wearing a shirt in front of a lay fan (who are our bread and butter, since they really don't know much better and need to be taught), they might see the quote and the citation and wonder what the heck and not give a rat's ass. You see "Han Shot First," it automatically reeks of Star Wars. No question whatsoever.
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ADigitalMan's avatar
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Even my in-laws understood my Han Shot First t-shirt. Lay people definitely get it.

I'm still serious about my underwear idea. Lay people aren't usually the target of such sales. Well, maybe they are, but in a different usage of the word.
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Bossk's avatar
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Hence why I think "Han Shot First" is much better than using that whole quote. One of the key phrases in marketing is KISS - "Keep It Short and Sweet," or my preferred way to remember it, "Keep It Simple, Stupid."
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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ADigitalMan's avatar
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Total agreement.
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Yoda Is Your Father's avatar
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That quote suggested by he whose name we shall not speak was a stupid idea for 2 reasons: 1, it's a convoluted and obscure quote from an E.U Novel, and 2, it came from the mind of he whose name we shall not speak (hereby known as HWNWSNS) and therefore should not be used on merchandise for this site. Can you imagine that - merchandise for ot.com emblazoned with a quote suggested by HWNWSNS? A disgusting thought.
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ADigitalMan's avatar
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Sadly, HWNWSNS stole it from MeBeJedi's signature.

HWNWSNS was being an unoriginal S.O.B. to boot.
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