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ADigitalMan
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What about OT.com Underoos? 
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ADigitalMan
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It would bring new meaning to the phrase "Han Shot First" wouldn't it?
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Sorry to keep adding posts. For whatever reason, I can't seem to edit my own posts. Here are a whole bunch of double-entendre slogans to embroider onto underwear and sell -- what an insane bunch of gag gifts this would make. Please add your own to the list if you think of them. We could choose the ones we like best, but these sound priceless.
"Han Shot First."
"Wookiee Groomer"
"My other outfit is a gold bikini."
"Stir, Whip, Stir, Whip, Beat, Beat, Beat, Stir!"
"I hate sand."
"I feel the good in you."
"Poodoo."
"Han Shot First."
"Wookiee Groomer"
"My other outfit is a gold bikini."
"Stir, Whip, Stir, Whip, Beat, Beat, Beat, Stir!"
"I hate sand."
"I feel the good in you."
"Poodoo."
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How about: "Sebastian Shawn IS Anakin", or "Clive Owen IS the Emperor"
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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
"Stir, Whip, Stir, Whip, Beat, Beat, Beat, Stir!"
"Stir, Whip, Stir, Whip, Beat, Beat, Beat, Stir!"
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
or "Clive Owen IS the Emperor"
or "Clive Owen IS the Emperor"
That might insult Ian McDirmid though, for his work on ROTJ.
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All your base are belong to us.™©®
"That's not a starcruiser, that's a horse!" - Cindel Towani
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" - Benjamin Franklin
All your base are belong to us.™©®
"That's not a starcruiser, that's a horse!" - Cindel Towani
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" - Benjamin Franklin
Darth Enzo
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And it might surprise Clive Owen, who was about 15 when TESB was in production.
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Hahah! I didn't even catch that!
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Originally posted by: Darth Enzo
And it might surprise Clive Owen, who was about 15 when TESB was in production.
And it might surprise Clive Owen, who was about 15 when TESB was in production.
I didn't catch that either.
November 17, 1978 is a day that will live in infamy-George Lucas
All your base are belong to us.™©®
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"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" - Benjamin Franklin
All your base are belong to us.™©®
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ADigitalMan
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Originally posted by: Darth Enzo
And it might surprise Clive Owen, who was about 15 when TESB was in production.
And it might surprise Clive Owen, who was about 15 when TESB was in production.
Wait, the Emperor nailed Padme in a Mike Nichols film?
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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
Wait, the Emperor nailed Padme in a Mike Nichols film?
Originally posted by: Darth Enzo
And it might surprise Clive Owen, who was about 15 when TESB was in production.
And it might surprise Clive Owen, who was about 15 when TESB was in production.
Wait, the Emperor nailed Padme in a Mike Nichols film?
That... is a scary thought.
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Originally posted by: Jay
A bit long for a t-shirt I think.
A bit long for a t-shirt I think.
Just use a small enough font. It will fit.
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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
Wait, the Emperor nailed Padme in a Mike Nichols film?
Wait, the Emperor nailed Padme in a Mike Nichols film?
Not to mention Sabé in a Jerry Bruckheimer production. He certainly has a way with the Naboo ladies...
ADigitalMan
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Back on topic, another idea:
T-shirts for pregnant women: An arrow pointing to the belly coupled with "It's not my fault."
T-shirts for pregnant women: An arrow pointing to the belly coupled with "It's not my fault."
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Darth Enzo
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And on the back of that shirt, an arrow pointing down, underneath "That's no moon, it's a space station."
Best worn with tight gray pants.
Best worn with tight gray pants.
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Originally posted by: Darth Enzo
And it might surprise Clive Owen, who was about 15 when TESB was in production.
And it might surprise Clive Owen, who was about 15 when TESB was in production.
Damnit, Clive Revill. Don't expect me to remember every single name of everyone who worked on...
... oh never mind.
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I would dig a T-shirt that said 'What Prequels?', but this is not an anti-prequel site so I don't expect this. You could get away with a 'what Special Editions?' shirt, although how many casual fans would get that?
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ADigitalMan
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Here's another one:
"Judge me by my size, do you?"
"Judge me by my size, do you?"
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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
Here's another one:
"Judge me by my size, do you?"
Here's another one:
"Judge me by my size, do you?"
That HAS to be on boxers or a thong!!!
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Actually, there is a t-shirt like that. It's actually "Size Matters Not" with Yoda on it. When my girlfriend and her family went to Disney World over the summer, her dad suggested they get me that shirt, but her mother decided that that might not be that good of an idea, so they got me a Jedi Training Academy shirt instead. ^_~
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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I saw a great shirt when I was @ the bottle depot on Saturday: the Darth Vader "Who's Your Daddy?" shirt.
Darth Enzo
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That reminds me of one my wife got me for Christmas. Darth Tater standing in front of a french fry, with the caption "I Am Your Father."
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JangoxFett
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Maybe some "3D" Stuff! there are not a lot of cool 3D T-Shirts or Caps.
And it would be cool to get a Special 3D Club Badge kinda like the ones fans had on at "Star Wait"! that would have our Pic (that we send in) and ether Real and/or Online Screen Name. it could say something like: Offical Member of the Originaltrilogy.com Fan Base Long Live the OOT Trilogy
I would buy one as long as it was not too pricey. Under 15 $ would be cool. And it would be cool "Jay" if Maybe since it was my idea.. maybe my badge could be under 10 bucks?? I am out of work at this time but looking.
anyway Goodluck with the online store.
I was just thinking how cool it would be if we all showed up with our 3D Club Pass Badges and "Real" Working Lightsabers! at G.L.s Place asking (Nicely) for OOT DVDs to be Made at lease for us. J/K. hehe
And it would be cool to get a Special 3D Club Badge kinda like the ones fans had on at "Star Wait"! that would have our Pic (that we send in) and ether Real and/or Online Screen Name. it could say something like: Offical Member of the Originaltrilogy.com Fan Base Long Live the OOT Trilogy
I would buy one as long as it was not too pricey. Under 15 $ would be cool. And it would be cool "Jay" if Maybe since it was my idea.. maybe my badge could be under 10 bucks??
I am out of work at this time but looking.anyway Goodluck with the online store.
I was just thinking how cool it would be if we all showed up with our 3D Club Pass Badges and "Real" Working Lightsabers! at G.L.s Place asking (Nicely) for OOT DVDs to be Made at lease for us. J/K. hehe
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I want a "George Lucas Raped My Childhood" mousepad with the originaltrilogy.com logo on it.
ADigitalMan
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Or stenciled on the back of underwear?
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