What is your interpretation of crop formations?

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What is your interpretation of crop formations?

Are they made by extraterrestrials? Time travellers? Government researchers testing out secret technology?

Whatever they are, I find it hard to believe what the skeptics believe: that all crop formations are made by bunch of greasy, chubby college-dropoutsusing rope and wooden planks.

I have yet to see any skeptic offer proof for their claims. Until a video surfaces on Youtube showing a group of people making a 350-foot wide formation in PITCH BLACKNESS in the middle of a farm, WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT, in LESS than 12 hours, then I will remain convinced that such a thing is simply not possible.

http://youtu.be/Ql1PPkZiHl8

 

 

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A Greasy, Chubby College-Dropout said:

Are they made by extraterrestrials? Time travellers? Government researchers testing out secret technology?

Whatever they are, I find it hard to believe what the skeptics believe: that all crop formations are made by bunch of greasy, chubby college-dropoutsusing rope and wooden planks.

I have yet to see any skeptic offer proof for their claims. Until a video surfaces on Youtube showing a group of people making a 350-foot wide formation in PITCH BLACKNESS in the middle of a farm, WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT, in LESS than 12 hours, then I will remain convinced that such a thing is simply not possible.

http://youtu.be/Ql1PPkZiHl8

:P

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kamalayka said:

I have yet to see any skeptic offer proof for their claims. Until a video surfaces on Youtube showing a group of people making a 350-foot wide formation in PITCH BLACKNESS in the middle of a farm, WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT, in LESS than 12 hours, then I will remain convinced that such a thing is simply not possible.

http://youtu.be/Ql1PPkZiHl8

 

 

This actually has been demonstrated, decades ago. The entire thing was a hoax from the beginning. They used planks of wood to flaten the ground, which is why there are no footprints. Then other people started copying them.

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RE: What is your interpretation of crop formations?

That the aliens that make them are allergic to water.

Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.

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RE: What is your interpretation of crop formations?

A wizard did them.

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RE: What is your interpretation of crop formations?

Back in my staunch pseudo-Christian literalist days, I believed at least some of the crop circles were created by the Devil to fool people into believing in non-existent aliens.

These days, though, I go with the mainstream consensus that good ol' humans did it without the use of any fancy tech or hocus pocus.

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RE: What is your interpretation of crop formations?

I think ghosts did it! They flew into the fields as tiny orbs and then used their ghostly ways to create crop circles. Each crop circle represents a ghost's life before death but we just have no way to understand them.

How do I know? I saw it on the History Channel.

Last edited on July 10, 2012 at 12:20 AM by walkingdork
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Bingowings said:

A wizard did them.

That would be so wizard.

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TV's Frink said:

Bingowings said:

A wizard did them.

That would be so wizard.

 

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RE: What is your interpretation of crop formations?

Roy Wood says :

Naaaa Wizzard dun em.

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Karma-karma-karma-karma-karma-chameleon-layka said:

What is your interpretation of crop formations?

Sort of like this....

 

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with flappier hands... obviously

Last edited on July 12, 2012 at 9:51 PM by greenpenguino

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RE: What is your interpretation of crop formations?

Wut

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^Seconded.

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RE: What is your interpretation of crop formations?

Babylon 5 Clip time.

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RE: What is your interpretation of crop formations?

kamalayka said:

Are they made by extraterrestrials? Time travellers? Government researchers testing out secret technology?

Elvis.

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TV's Frink said:

Wut

I miss read the title as 'What is your impression of crop formations?' I would've said 'Sorry I don't do impressions' in an attempt to be humorous. I realised my mistake though and changed it to something nonsensical and odd.

 

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RE: What is your interpretation of crop formations?

WRONG-

Wait, what the hell is that?

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Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.

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