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DuracellEnergizer's avatar
What Is Wrong with This Picture?

Well, it's not a picture exactly; it's a portion of the ROTS script. There is something iffy about it, though, something very iffy. If you can spot what it is, you'll win a frosty chocolate milkshake!*

 

222 INT. POLIS MASSA-OBSERVATION DOME-NIGHT

On the isolated asteroid of Polis Massa, YODA meditates.

YODA: Failed to stop the Sith Lord, I have. Still much to learn, there is ...

QUI -GON: (V.O.) Patience. You will have time. I did not. When I became one with the Force I made a great discovery. With my training, you will be able to merge with the Force at will. Your physical self will fade away, but you will still retain your consciousness. You will become more powerful than any Sith.

YODA: Eternal consciousness.

QUI-GON: (V.O.) The ability to defy oblivion can be achieved, but only for oneself. It was accomplished by a Shaman of the Whills. It is a state acquired through compassion, not greed.

YODA: . . . to become one with the Force, and influence still have . . . A power greater than all, it is.

QUI-GON: (V.O.) You will learn to let go of everything. No attachment, no thought of self. No physical self.

YODA: A great Jedi Master, you have become, Qui-Gon Jinn. Your apprentice I gratefully become.

 

* The frosty chocolate milkshake is of the spiritual, metaphorical variety, not the literal; if you want a literal milkshake, buy or make one yourself.

God doesn't think in terms of black or white - or even shades of gray - but in big, bright, bold hues of blue and orange.

Alexrd's avatar
RE: What Is Wrong with This Picture?

Expected answer around here: "It's from George Lucas."

But seriously, I give up. What's wrong there?

Sluggo's avatar
RE: What Is Wrong with This Picture?

Is the strange fact that Liam Neeson didn't have the time to figure out this secret and yet somehow he knows it anyway?

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Alexrd's avatar
RE: What Is Wrong with This Picture?

He does say he discovered it when he became one with the Force.

Sluggo's avatar
RE: What Is Wrong with This Picture?

And I have to say DuracellEnergizer, before I opened this thread, I saw you avatar and read "What's wrong with this picture" and had a good laugh.

Last edited on March 26, 2011 at 1:08 AM by Sluggo

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Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script

DuracellEnergizer's avatar
RE: What Is Wrong with This Picture?

 

Sluggo said:

Is the strange fact that Liam Neeson didn't have the time to figure out this secret and yet somehow he knows it anyway?

 

Alexrd

said:

He does say he discovered it when he became one with the Force.

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! You're both right! So here's your frosty chocolate milkshakes!

 

Ah, Qui-Gon, you amazing bastard. To have learned how to merge with the Force and retain your personality after passing the point-of-no-return that is death is truly a sign that the midi-chlorians are strong in you. Kudos!

Last edited on March 26, 2011 at 2:00 AM by DuracellEnergizer

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RE: What Is Wrong with This Picture?

Sluggo said:

And I have to say DuracellEnergizer, before I opened this thread, I saw you avatar and read "What's wrong with this picture" and had a good laugh.

As funny as it is, it's not half as funny apart from the stupid Wookieepedia article I stole it from =D

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Sluggo's avatar
RE: What Is Wrong with This Picture?

I don't think I want to know.

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.

Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script

none's avatar
RE: What Is Wrong with This Picture?

So maybe/maybe not the flaw was realized and that's why this dialog was cut, so what would you have done differently or was it best to leave this one the floor?

Sluggo's avatar
RE: What Is Wrong with This Picture?

Personally, I think it was best to leave it on the cutting room floor as it didn't have a proper set-up in earlier movies.  Had Quigon actually disappeared or had there been some actual discussion of it earlier in the prequels, it could have been done right.  

As it is now, there is a strange attempt to have Quigon yell "Noooooooooo!!!!" in AOTC, but it doesn't sound like him (for obvious reasons) so when he appears to Yoda in ROTS, it seems rushed.  I think the reason it was cut was movie was too long anyway, but had George set it up more earlier, he might have had to keep it in.

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.

Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script

Baronlando's avatar
RE: What Is Wrong with This Picture?

Yeah, I think they cut it because it's a guy saying "I learned how to keep my consciousness after I lost my consciousness."

Last edited on March 26, 2011 at 3:40 AM by Baronlando
Sluggo's avatar
RE: What Is Wrong with This Picture?

twooffour said:

Sluggo said:

Personally, I think it was best to leave it on the cutting room floor as it didn't have a proper set-up in earlier movies.  Had Quigon actually disappeared or had there been some actual discussion of it earlier in the prequels, it could have been done right.  

As it is now, there is a strange attempt to have Quigon yell "Noooooooooo!!!!" in AOTC, but it doesn't sound like him (for obvious reasons) so when he appears to Yoda in ROTS, it seems rushed.  I think the reason it was cut was movie was too long anyway, but had George set it up more earlier, he might have had to keep it in.

Wait, wait... the part where he screams "Anakin", that's... is that stock recording from that part where he warns him about Darth Maul?? Never thought about it.... I'd thought they'd paid Neeson to speak one line for the new movie...

The Anakin lines were looped from TPM and the Noooooo!!!!!* was performed by Ben Burtt.

 

 


*Why does NOOOOOO!!!! have to be the reoccurring theme of the PT?  Lame.

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.

Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script

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RE: What Is Wrong with This Picture?

Sluggo said:

*Why does NOOOOOO!!!! have to be the reoccurring theme of the PT?  Lame.

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RE: What Is Wrong with This Picture?

Sluggo said:


*Why does NOOOOOO!!!! have to be the reoccurring theme of the PT?

It gives me PURPOSE.  Makes me STRONGER.  And improves my EDIT.

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RE: What Is Wrong with This Picture?

DuracellEnergizer said:

YODA: Your apprentice I gratefully become.

This is dumb.

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RE: What Is Wrong with This Picture?


twooffour said:Wait, wait... the part where he screams "Anakin", that's... is that stock recording from that part where he warns him about Darth Maul?? Never thought about it.... I'd thought they'd paid Neeson to speak one line for the new movie...

Oh, he got paid regaurdless of it being stock audio or, new Neeson recording. The legal precedent set by Crispin Glover and, BTTF II ensures this.


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Last edited on March 26, 2011 at 9:39 AM by twister111
Alexrd's avatar
RE: What Is Wrong with This Picture?

DuracellEnergizer said:

Ah, Qui-Gon, you amazing bastard. To have learned how to merge with the Force and retain your personality after passing the point-of-no-return that is death is truly a sign that the midi-chlorians are strong in you. Kudos!

While I appreciate the virtual milkshake, I really don't understand what's wrong. The fact that he can teach it to others is important. But then again, there is no point in arguing or searching nits about a script part that was cut and never used for the movie.

Last edited on March 26, 2011 at 10:34 AM by Alexrd

Tobar's avatar
RE: What Is Wrong with This Picture?

I think the real question is, what's right about this picture?

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