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No Shit!Warbler said:
well, I've decided I'm going to watch the Exorcist. God help me.
It's just a film ya big baby!!!!
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aka PancakesHonestly, I think you've overhyped yourself to the point where it won't be scary to you. Personally, I've never found it particularly scary.
Then again, I was an atheist long before I saw The Exorcist, so it didn't affect me in quite the same way as, say, Jaws - it's one thing to not believe in the devil, but quite another to not believe in sharks.
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Chief Architect of Cynical MoralityLOLChainsawAsh said:
it's one thing to not believe in the devil, but quite another to not believe in sharks.
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No Shit!So, you watched it yet man?
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has been intentionally left blank.ChainsawAsh said:
it's one thing to not believe in the devil, but quite another to not believe in sharks.
oh, I want that on a tshirt.
Anchorhead said:look at Johnny Ringo, man. If I had to go against that guy it would be an Indiana Jones\Dovchenko event - and I'd be hoping like hell for a bunch of ants.
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Magister Pontifex MaximusJohnny Ringo said:
ChainsawAsh said:
it's one thing to not believe in the devil, but quite another to not believe in sharks.
oh, I want that on a tshirt.

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Imagination PrincessAw, damn. Captain Kirk beat you to the punch!
There is no lingerie in space...
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Magister Pontifex MaximusThe Shat looks like a shorter version (with more 'hair') of my late father in that picture (gone 17 years this week...gosh where does the time go?).
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Better Grumpy than DopeyShat seems to have mangled the grammar of CA's original text.
As for The Exorcist, yes, watch it. I saw it in the cinema in 1998 (the film was effectively banned in the UK for many years), and it's not as scary as its reputation suggests - in fact I felt it was a little slow in some parts. However, there are some good moments, and its success and influence on popular culture are undeniable.
Reports of people fainting or throwing up, and the tag "scariest movie ever", are often linked to horror films for marketing reasons (so die-hard horror fans will go and see the movie "as a challenge"). Such films generally turn out to be over-rated: see Silence of the Lambs, The Blair Witch Project, and most recently Frozen.
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Return to Form, or Forum in this case!!BILL BRASKY ONCE PUNCHED A HOLE IN A COW TO SEE WHO WAS COMING DOWN THE ROAD!!!!
"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won't last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you'll be able to project it on a 20' by 40' screen with perfect quality. I think it's the director's prerogative, not the studio's to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas
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South Jersey Devilwell, I've seen it. I didn't find it at all scary. It was ok. I think I'm going to watch it again at some point to get a better understanding of what I think of it.
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No Shit!But did you watch it with the lights on???
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Ointment FlyWarbler said:
well, I've seen it.
Then you need to update the thread title.
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Padawan LearnerNo I don’t think you should watch it, unless you happen to be a Mormon. LOLYes it is disturbing when Regan stabs a crucifix into her pussy.
Quote text from the film.
Demon: Let Jesus fuck you, let Jesus fuck you. Let him fuck you.
Only the originals from the 70mm six-track Dolby stereo Dolby format 42 will sound better on DVD/Bluray.
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Padawan LearnerWarbler said:
well, I've seen it. I didn't find it at all scary. It was ok. I think I'm going to watch it again at some point to get a better understanding of what I think of it.
Isn't that what Bettlejuice said? LOL
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
Only the originals from the 70mm six-track Dolby stereo Dolby format 42 will sound better on DVD/Bluray.
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Magister Pontifex MaximusMoth3r said:
Shat seems to have mangled the grammar of CA's original text.
In the 23rd century grammar boldly goes out the window.
What Jedi Temple is tastefully describing is a rape scene, a rape scene where the assailant is an invading personality and it's meant to be horrific, and it is.
Blatty is pointedly referencing Dracula (much of which has over the years become a cinematic cliche), the crucifix (traditionally the guarding talisman against such creatures) is turned into a weapon and used in a much more horrific way than just killing someone with it.
The only bit I find unintentionally funny is "The power of Christ compels you!" which is almost Pythonesque in it's accidental comic timing, I'm surprised it wasn't adjusted in the redux version.
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Imagination PrincessBingowings said:
In the 23rd century grammar boldly goes out the window.
Yeah, right. And I bet you guys don't use money either...
There is no lingerie in space...
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Everything is a psyop!
Now go watch "Exorcist III"
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Return to Form, or Forum in this case!!Jedi Temple34 said:
Warbler said:
well, I've seen it. I didn't find it at all scary. It was ok. I think I'm going to watch it again at some point to get a better understanding of what I think of it.
Isn't that what Bettlejuice said? LOL
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won't last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you'll be able to project it on a 20' by 40' screen with perfect quality. I think it's the director's prerogative, not the studio's to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas
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Better Grumpy than DopeyTV's Frink said:
Warbler said:
well, I've seen it.
Then you need to update the thread title.
You missed out the colon after "was".
FanFiltration said:
Now go watch "Exorcist III"
Or the "other" sequel, Repossessed.
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has been intentionally left blank.Bingowings said:
Johnny Ringo said:
ChainsawAsh said:
it's one thing to not believe in the devil, but quite another to not believe in sharks.
oh, I want that on a tshirt.
Be my wingman, anytime!
Anchorhead said:look at Johnny Ringo, man. If I had to go against that guy it would be an Indiana Jones\Dovchenko event - and I'd be hoping like hell for a bunch of ants.
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South Jersey DevilFanFiltration said:
Now go watch "Exorcist III"
I would think it logical to see Exorcist II before that.
Moth3r said:
TV's Frink said:
Warbler said:
well, I've seen it.
Then you need to update the thread title.
You missed out the colon after "was".
oops, I'll go fix that.
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Joliet JakeWarbler said:
FanFiltration said:
Now go watch "Exorcist III"
I would think it logical to see Exorcist II before that.
I've seen a review of it and apparently it has nothing to do with the first movie. So that's probably why FF is suggesting that you watch III...
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
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Better a bad bomb than a bombadWarbler said:
FanFiltration said:
Now go watch "Exorcist III"
I would think it logical to see Exorcist II before that.
Don't. It's just wierd and crummy. Exorcist III is a solid sequel.
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Magister Pontifex Maximus^Even if it does hide a much better film that was vandalised by the diabolical suits at Morgan Creek.
Warb is ignoring me so it might be nice if someone quoted me here, the first, sort of official (in the author's eyes) sequel to The Exorcist is The Ninth Configuration which isn't a horror film but has the most amazing bar fight and forms the centrepiece to Blatty's trilogy of films about faith (though it may become a trilogy of four parts if the film of Dimeter get's made).