There should be a Ric Olié movie

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darth_ender's avatar
There should be a Ric Olié movie

Unlike all the complaints about The Dark Knight Rises, there'd be no confusing plot because everything would be expounded so clearly.  It could start at the moment when he was born...

Ric's mother: Oh, he's such a handsome little baby.  And look...he's bald on top.

Ric: Goo gatchon pitty quik.

Ric's father: What did he say?

...and to his training days...

Ric's flight instructor: Yes, Ric.  Why are you here?

Ric: I'm here to be a pilot in Her Majesty's fleet.

Ric's flight instructor: I know that.  You've been in the Royal Flight Academy for two years.  I mean, why are you in my office?

Ric: Uh...look over there!

Ric's flight instructor looks away and Ric darts out of the room.

 

I'm serious, guys.  What do you think? ;) 

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TV's Frink's avatar
RE: There should be a Ric Olié movie

Obviously.

At any rate, this already exists. It's called "The Ridiculous Menace."

darth_ender's avatar
RE: There should be a Ric Olié movie

Yes, but that movie is so silly.  I'm looking for something serious ;)

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A very rough edit of how the Battle of Endor could go
A very rough idea of how ROTJ could end

Rough edit based on the final script with some deviation:

Part 1  Part 2  Part 3  Part 4

Ric Olie's avatar
RE: There should be a Ric Olié movie

WHO DARES TO AWAKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER?

Leonardo's avatar
RE: There should be a Ric Olié movie

Look, Ric Olié has awoken from his slumber!

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

greenpenguino's avatar
RE: There should be a Ric Olié movie

Leonardo said:

Look, Ric Olié has awoken from his slumber!

You catch on pretty... um... slow??

Damn! Ric's so much better at pointing out the obvious than I am.

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