I want the theme park of the website, not a website of the Original Trilogy Theme Park and Resort....I think.

What about a theme park of the website of the theme park of the website?

Land of Oz

Kingdom of Daventry (King's Quest)

Star Trek (I ponder how transporters/holodecks could be faked)

Tatooine (perhaps when I get wealthy I will build my own Jabba's Palace out west in the desert)

Medieval city complete with castle and dedicated employee RPers

The holodeck is just a cuboid room with a grid and the arch for the door.

You could be taken into a room made of giant screens showing the holodeck background and the arch around the door way and the simulation could begin with the room being gently rotated so the entrance connected with the simulated environment (basically a set) on the other side and the image on the screens could change to match an empty room in the same scenario including the door.

You walk through the door onto the set and have your holodeck adventure.

Eventually you would have to make yourself into another empty room the (the same entrance but now showing a different desk top theme).

The arch would be called and replace the door way of the room you entered and the room would rotate to line up with the ship corridor and as people exited the holodeck walls would return.

Rebecca-black-land

'Orange and teal world'

greenpenguino said:

Rebecca-black-land

That already exists.  It's called "Youtube."

Russian Space Programmeland..

they just put you in a room, turn off the lights and let you break stuff.

CP3S said:

Bingowings said:

snip

There are a bunch of ways it could be done, but I still maintain that there is no reason you would want it to be done. Such a ride is essentially our version of a holodeck anyway. It is the closest think we can get to physically being in fantasy locations. It stands to reason most people going to such an attraction would want to be in the Star Trek world for the duration, not in some generic 1950's detective noir or role playing Sherlock Holmes. All the coolest features of a holodeck, being able to see anywhere or do anything you like, would be impossible to simulate. All the things my mind could come up with if someone asked, "What would you do if you had a real holodeck?" Are things that couldn't be done with a simulated one. You have to choose simulated "holodeck programs" that would appeal to a vast number of people, since the ride would require groups going through, and there really isn't much you could have them do in them.

I guess it would be cool if the ride were a simulated tour of a starship, "And here is our holodeck" as it changes settings a few times and the group moves on. But we are still dealing with 2D screens pretending to be an entire holographic settings. A bit lame.

A).I didn't say snip.

B). I didn't say 2D screens were the entire holographic setting (just part of the entrance and the exit and using a rotating room to disorientate the people using it).

C). Walking from a starship corridor or a Starfleet academy hall into a Dixon Hill holonovel or Captain Photon could be quite a giggle.

CP3S said:

Johnny Ringo said:

Russian Space Programmeland..

they just put you in a room, turn off the lights and let you break stuff.

Haha! I for one would go there for vacation!

Vacation would go there for you!

TV's Frink said:

CP3S said:

Johnny Ringo said:

Russian Space Programmeland..

they just put you in a room, turn off the lights and let you break stuff.

Haha! I for one would go there for vacation!

Vacation would go there for you!

*applause*

It's occured to me that 90% of "theme parks" are actually casinos.

So...

CP3S said:

Mrebo said:

Star Trek (I ponder how transporters/holodecks could be faked)

Seriously? I take it you never went to the Star Trek Experience in Las Vegas?

No, never been that far west. But sounds neat.

The idea of spending time aboard a starship, being treated as a member of the crew, joining engineering and being taught how to 'operate' the ship, and helping to fight off enemy ships would be spectacular. I'd worry about nutjobs in such an immersive experience (eg going ballistic on a poor Klingon warrior) but for most people would just be great fun.

Bah, and I can't believe I left out a Middle Earth theme park.

Theme park based on my randomness would be neat.

Example quotes:

twister111 said:

Into into the reservoir I go. Splashing around with rising tides of the water. Sucked into the bottom I got greeted by the fire creatures within. We dance. They burn. I lick the paper to transport to faraway feilds. Incredible tantalizing winged creatures with tentacles. I get lost in the bushes. Eat stray berries in the path.

twister111 said:

Tornados twisting into lines. Relishing the delight of colors swirling about. It enters a gaze of slurry. Understated confusion of the entrapped beasts. The entrepot becomes a safe haven from the deluded cold. Embrace the trail as though it were a bee. Never stray. Become the long flighted admirable couth.

twister111 said:

Walking in the stream of gold burning my feet. Having tulips in hand. While horses and, rabbits gaze at me. Needing fox to eat. I try to remember my locket. Since the escape into a trial. Downtown a city cries. Never ended branch of a tree in my eye.

twister111 said:

I travel along till I got the snake of gold. We got it at the red dive. Following into the chasm of the abyss. Flowing with waters and, little tiny pigs. Finding out all had led up to the ever increasing rise of furniture is quite a revelation.

twister111 said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

In the meantime, post your ideas in this thread. It can a funny, animated, a blog, or anything you like!

Post away!

Okay, post a vid about donuts, fairies, a pillow, and bicycle helmet in same video. Oh and, must include the DVDs of a random film being rained on. Plus, pizza. Good luck with the vid!

^What, no ChuckLand?

I think she would asplode from happiness...thus ruining the experience.

xhonzi said:

^What, no ChuckLand?

I was giving the forums an unofficial break from me posting constantly about Chuck. However, YES OF COURSE CHUCKLAND WOULD BE THE EPITOME OF AWESOME!!!!

*so much happy*

What would ChuckLand be, exactly?  Besides a walkthrough of the BuyMore and maybe of Castle.  Here's your chance to go all out, twist-  Tell us in vivid detail what a Chuck rollercoaster would be like.  But please, there are children here.  Keep it TV-14.

xhonzi said:

But please, there are children here.  Keep it TV-14.

TV-14??? O_O TV-14!!??!? You know you force me to leave out the seduction courses, strippers, going through the various sex books in Shaw's apartment, and a sexting session with a spy of your choice right? *sigh*

Okay, TV-14 version. Well there'd be the parachute rides. A few of those rides you sit in a booth and, it rides along as you get bad guys with various implements. Several stunt shows a day. There'd be a fencing place and, horseback riding. A Chuckcoaster would make you feel as though you were going through the flash effect. There'd be various tunnels with lights and, images you're in for a few seconds. Then you get to see the bad guy get his ass kicked in a monitor in front of you while you're outside the tunnel going through loops. Then another flash of say dancing, and the rollercoaster would be timed to make you feel like you did the ass kicking/dancing/whatever else. There'd be the "first class" flight ride where you either choose to get on the plane or, control the plane. The ride would start out smoothly then get into a part where some random person is behind the controls of your flight or, vice versa. Making it so that each time you have no idea if your ride'll 'crash' or, land safely. You'd have the opportunity to 'test' the security of a CIA base and, you'll have to try to break in to retrieve a random prize at the end. Oh and, of course there'd be the jungle section where you get on a ride to save Chuck. In a Star Trek Experience type way. Becoming honorary giant blonde she-males. The General Beckman approved rocket launcher shooting range. Oh yeah Tron is a huge thing in Chuck too so you'd definitely have to have Tron inspired exhibits as well. Plus a helicopter styled ride where you can shoot the various bad guys with your mini-gun. There'd also be car chase rides where you in the nerd herd car are being chased by Fulcrum.
There'd also be the deluxe experience where you start out trapped in a situation you don't know. Then you get saved by a spy who takes you on an adventure. Where you find out what the situation is, why they wanted you and, you go through variations of the above rides. At least 100 different scenarios. Which you would have an account to make sure you experience a different scenario. This would essentially to simulate "being Chuck" in a way. There'd even be two day scenarios where'd you get to stay in the adventure overnight. Oh yeah and, a standard helicopter flight tour over the park.



Ah, ChuckLand I could go on and, on but, then I'd be at my computer forever typing out more...