The Unofficial OriginalTrilogy.com Glossary...has gotten a makeover! Every entry will now feature at least one clickable link when the full version of the Holocron is complete, and we're looking to expand this thang.
Remember, ladies and germs - this resource was created for YOU!! So send along your favorite members, memes, posts, definitions, whatever...and they shall be added into the main page.
(banned members are in strikethrough)
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- 20th Century Mark - He'll make sense of it for $20!
- 46fleetline - offers contructive criticism, sometimes in two languages
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- ABC - Star Wars Score Man. Not Ric Olie's dad.
- adamwankenobi - AKA Adam (awk sock 1) QuantumAdam (awk sock 2) AWK (awk sock 3) TheOutrider (awk sock 4) AYB (awk sock 5)
- ADigitalMan - the Great Extender. (Editor's note: Ewwww!)
- adywan - nitpicker (jk). "Essentially a God among fan-editors." - Alexandre O. Phillippe, 2010
- Akwat Kbrana
- Alekseyev - Slightly less Biscuit-y than Total Biscuit
- All your base are belong to us - proof that Google Translator isn't the worst in existence (see Google Translator)
- Anchorhead - likes SW '77
- Arandela, Wilfredo - when only a Puerto Rican adult film star with a washing machine for a head will do...Arandela es El Hombre. Se dice "iBANG!". Stage name: Washtrooper.
- Arnie.d - Capable of thoughtful and profound reflections about the meaning of war. Equally capable of putting such reflections aside in favor of the world famous "Porn or Not Porn?" game
- Asteroid-Man - Savior of the big idea. Learning as he goes.
- auraloffalwaffle
- auximenies
- AxiaEuxine - Passionate defender of ALL things Star Wars especially sexy alien ladies. Maker of superb action figure backing cards. User name sounds a bit like a sexy alien lady. (Editor's note: Grrrrawr!)
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- babyhum - awesome archivist of the SW arcane
- BadAssKeith - badass legal activist against LucasFilm. Wanted to make us all rich.
- Bar Bar Jinkx - Had one of those days. Hates the Irish PM and respects the UK NHS.
- Battlewars
- Biff Tannen - Butthead
- Bingowings - His pictures are worth a single word. (See Chateau Bingowings, Miss Sakamoto)
- bkev - raised by OT.com
- BOBA FETT'S WIFE - Seems unlikely (Editor's note: I don't know what this means)
- bubalove - "experienced" "lady" who has been around the OT.com block a few times
- butterscotch - see scotch
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- C3PX - Evil Ewok turned Cylon turned Evil Ewok
- Cable-X1
- canofhumdingers
- captainsolo
- Carp - intentionally misspelled version of common profanity "Crap"
- Chainsaw Ash - The bright light ahead of an endless tunnel
- Chateau Bingowings - Rain drenched, wind swept Scottish Baronial-styled lair of Bingowings (just outside Falkirk)
- CO - 1) Longtime OT.com poster. 2) United States postal code for the state of Colorado.
- Cookie Monster - good-humored humor-deprived cookie addict
- corellian77
- Crane Bros., the - yes, Frasier and Niles. Short-lived, unfortunately.
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- DanielB
- DarkFather
- Darth-Adroit
- Darth Chaltab
- Darth Cold - Zigfried's cousin. (See Girl Restrictions)
- Darth Evil
- Darth Editous
- Darth Ideias - AKA Johnny5.
- Darth Solo - A riddle wrapped in an enigma covered in secret sauce. (See Diddy Solo)
- daveytod
- Davnes007 - Saucy, sexy minx of a non-woman. (compare Gaffer Tape) Provides quality reasons for post edits.
- De-purpling of the UTAOTIH, The - a little-known masterpiece by August Derleth.
- Diddy Solo - Unsuccessful sock. (See Darth Solo)
- digitalfreakNYC
- doubleofive - THE Unstoppable List Machine
- {DoS}Hellhound - Foul-mouthed Troll. Was looking for the one they call MOTHER. (See {WiN} Hellhound)
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- E1HOMEVIDEO - PROVIDER of high quality PETER MAYHEW moving picture ENTERTAINMENT for viewing in ONE'S RESIDENCE (See YESTERDAY WAS A LIE)
- e-hole - (n.) The hole in the middle of the Internet Explorer "e". (adj.) Internet a-hole.
- EFREEEEEEEEDOOOOM - alternative spelling of FREEEEEEEDOOOOM (see also FREEEEEEDOOOOOME)
- EyeShotFirst
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- FanFiltration
- Fang Zei
- ferris209 - Lone Star Lawman
- Fink and CP3S - Running joke where TV's Frink and C3PX purposely misspell each other's names. (Editor's note: this entry, penned by TV's Frink, may be the one and only time Frink spells C3PX correctly. A single tear ran down my cheek when I first read it)
- fishmanlee - has skillz (see Janskeet)
- FREEEEEEEDOOOOM - what William Wallace fought for (see also FREEEEEEDOOOOOME, EFREEEEEEEEDOOOOM)
- FREEEEEEDOOOOOME - alternative spelling of FREEEEEEEDOOOOM (see EFREEEEEEEEDOOOOM)
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- Gaffer Tape - Straight lesbian who happens to be a guy. (compare Davnes007) Makes youtube reviews.
- generalfrevious - misspelled name, chicken with head cut off
- Girl Restrictions - According to Zigfried, the reason that Darth Cold isn't allowed to look at NSFW beautiful women
- Go-Mer-Tonic - now with only 75% of bullshit, 120 calories, and 0 transfats per serving!
- GoodMusician
- Google Translator - the second-worst translator in existence (see All your base are belong to us)
- GORMALLY - fairly benign but definitely evil IMP brought to OT.com by vote_for_palpatine. GORMALLY has since possessed TV's Frink, Ric Olie, and Sluggo.
- Gringo - Bounty hunter who accosted Han Solo in the Mos Eisley cantina, according to Spider
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- Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
- He's Back! - Who's back?
- hot.like.C3PX -Originally created to tell you all about his day, now a sporadic advice column
- Hot.like.fire - If she ever comes back, she'll like totally tell you about her day and all about the cute guy she met in science class (Editor's note: she came back and there were no cute guys in her science class)
- HotRod
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- I'm not a troll - Oh yes you are!
- ImperialFighter - Poster with an eye for detail. And emphasis.
- Infinity - (see Infinity)
- Invader Jenny
- irn-bru - here for the Scotch people, whether it's the beverage or the household adhesive
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- Jambe Davdar
- Janskeet - Arnie fan also has skillz. (see fishmanlee) Will do anything to get his name up in lights.
- Jay - Emperor of OT.com. Once got a user to ban himself. (See Whiners)
- jedi93 - Very likely another Ziggy account, with a very foul mouth. Apparently has FUCKEN CANCER!!!!! Has connections with LucasFilm and could have had SW: Revisited made as an official release. (Editor's note: conventional wisdom now has it that jedi93 is "probably not" another Zigfried account) (Also Editor's note: did you notice how officially that last note reads? I think like two other posters told me about jedi93 and I made up that "probably not" right on the spot! But don't worry, I've been completely on the level about everything else.)
- JediRandy
- JennyS1138
- Johnny Ringo
- Jorb - (Editor's note: no explanation or definition of Jorb has been provided to either myself nor anyone on my staff) (Editor's note, also: no one has been on the editor's "staff" in far too long) (Editor's note, once more: I just said tool",lol. ("in far TOO Long"))
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- Knightmessenger
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- marioxb
- Marvolo
- Mayhew, Peter - seven-foot tall actor best known for his role in 2009's YESTERDAY WAS A LIE. Also appeared in the Star Wars Original Trilogy, 1977-83. (Editor's note: also appeared in 2005's Revenge of the Sith, but as a favor to Mr. Mayhew we relegate this credit to the Editor's note)
- MeBeJedi
- Mielr
- Miss Sakamoto - Bingowings' fastidiously tidy lab assistant, she did things to Thomas Dolby's eyes in 1982. (See Bingowings) (Editor's note: Link is editor's conception of what Miss Sakamoto may look like)
- Moth3r - OT.com moderator, rumored to have a sense of humor, destroyer of socks. Pronounced "Moth-THREE-are". (Editor's note: Word of God says it's pronounced as though the three was an "e", like "mother"; In the greater interest of silliness, we leave the alternate pronunciation in the glossary, but in strikethrough)
- MoveAlong
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- Nanner Split - super fun time picture posting banana man
- Naboobian - Someone from Naboo
- negative1 - Likes Carriage Return
- neven - contraction of "never even" (Editor's note: preferred is the 18th century poetic style "ne'er e'en")
- NNRRPPB - the preferred Star Wars role-playing forum for OT.com users
- none - A colorful riddle wrapped up in an enigma, written in Aurebesh and translated into Chingrish.
- Nuke the Fridge - an infamous scene in a Puerto Rican porn movie COMING SOON to DVD featuring PETER MAYHEW
- Number20
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- Obi Jeewhyen - YAGE-ermeister. Said "frelling" a lot.
- Obiwampa
- ocpmovie - Created lots of fanedits, but also sold them (and others)
- Octorox
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- PaulisDead2221
- pittrek
- PSYCHO DAYV - All CAPS LOCK, ALL THE TIME. MANGLER BRO.
- PROBATION!!! - easier just to provide a Link
- Puggo - Jar Jar's Yoda
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- Reverend Beastly
- Ric Olie - Ric Olie (me) is a handsome (good looking) man (adult male) who is a famous (well-known) movie (moving picture) star, as well as a crack (excellent) starship pilot (the guy who flies the starship), obviously (needs not be said). Acutely susceptible to possession.
- ricardo
- Ripplin - Kentucky Fried Bucketbot
- Rob - gay
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- Savannah - minimalist, coming-of-age, one-act play authored by vote_for_palpatine
- scotch - common ingredient in adhesive tape and the alcoholic beverage of the same name (see also butterscotch)
- sean wookie - likes anime
- search engine - feature at OT.com that allows you to find a word or phrase used on the forums, unless it doesn't
- Senator_Polk_of_NJ
- SilverWook
- Sir Umaveg the Brave - Poor dope who doesn't know the difference between football and baseball
- skyjedi2005
- SKot - Holiday Special Aficionado and expert. Likes Star Wars. Usually states this in the midst of a silly, ludicrously argumentative thread.
- Sluggo
- Spider - Likes Gringo (See Gringo)
- Stinky-Dinkins - Dramatic Chipmunk with a sharp tongue
- Stinky Dinkins - Imposter
- stob - Alternate spelling of "stop," popularized by xhonzi. See also stobbing, stobbed, stobs.
- SWfan1155
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- TheBoost
- TheCassidy
- ThiefCobbler4ever
- THX - provided this gem from BadAssKeith's Sue Lucas thread.
- timbox129 - Dinosaur connoisseur and creator of (presumably) fake movie productions. What will you all think of that?
- Timstuff - the adywan of the VOPT. (see VOPT)
- Tiptup
- TMBTM (The Man Behind The Mask) - Creator of alternate Star Wars viewing experiences
- Tobar - opportunist looter of Bespin ice-cream makers
- TotalBiscuit - 1) First World of Warcraft invader at OT.com. Cannot be beaten in a forum war. Ever. 2) Devastating insult at OT.com. 3) Brand of great-tasting biscuits.
- Trooperman
- tv bracket - tvbracket is UK's number one brand for tv brackets
- TV's Frink - Internet Humor Man With A Heart of Yellow. Stickler fer grammar.
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- Unofficial but Totally Awesome OriginalTrilogy.com Interactive Holocron, the - what you are currently viewing. In fact, click that link, over and over again, until you can understand for yourself the power and majesty that is Infinity. (see Infinity) Previously known as The Unofficial Official OriginalTrilogy.com Glossary.
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- Vaderisnothayden - Rigorous defender of his positions. Not a fan of Hayden Christensen.
- Vaderios - AKA Angel. Mock-up Master.
- vbangle - a sometimes welcome windy blast of sand and vinegar
- VOPT - vote_for_palpatine's Original Post Trilogy. (see vote_for_palpatine)
- vote_for_palpatine - member since 2006 who never posted for three years. Everyone misses the old VFP. Fraudulently claimed to coin term "e-hole". (see e-hole) Author (see VOPT) and playwright. (see Savannah)
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- Warbler - Fights a lonely battle in the Politics thread
- WESHALLPRESERVE - was uncommonly young when he posted here
- Wesyeed
- What the Frink? - less profane version of common expression of disbelief "What the Total Biscuit?"
- Whiners - Sick of whining by OT fans. Banned himself. (See Jay)
- {WiN}Hellhound - Slightly less foul-mouthed anti-troll. (See {DoS}Hellhound)
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- xhonzi - Jack of many trades. Naboobian origins hotly contested at OT.com. Mulling the creation of the Unofficial Official NNRRPPB Glossary. (see stob, NNRRPPB)
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- YAGE - yet another grand exit. (See Obi Jeewhyen)
- Yester Day - Name of the event, held at the Best Buy near where vote_for_palpatine lives, to celebrate the release of YESTERDAY WAS A LIE
- "Yesterday" - hit Beatles single about feature film YESTERDAY WAS A LIE
- YESTERDAY WAS A LIE - New MOTION PICTURE released for HOME VIDEO market featuring PETER MAYHEW of STAR WARS fame in a rare appearance without PROSTHETIC MAKEUP (see also E1HOMEVIDEO, Mayhew, Peter, Yester Day, "Yesterday")
- Yoda Is Your Father
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- Zigfried - AKA Ingo Sucks and RemixerBoss. Infamous.
- Zion - Former OT.com Moderator
- Ziz - Golden-Rod
- zombie84 - outing Star Wars' secrets since 2007. Owned all of TF.N during technical discussions of GOUT. (Editor's note: Probably on other matters, too.