HEY! HEY COLTON! you pussy, you're about as subtle as a fucking hole in the face. you're really, really bad at this. do you hear? you even suck at being a troll. but mostly you suck at life. you are about as uninteresting as the lint found in the big toe of an accountant's left foot.
what's that, little boy? your penis is smaller than the pygmy average? ohhh so so sad...
you're just here because the mods are probably having a laugh.