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Ric Olie
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The Ric Olie Observation Thread
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25-Oct-2009, 11:30 PM

Oh my, where to begin?  How about at the beginning...

Wikipedia/xhonzi said:

[Overview] xhonzi is a Naboo native and current public favourite in the 2009 Handsome Naboo Devil 2009 Contest.

Putting the "native" thing aside for the moment, how can you be considered the favorite?  Even if you are found eligible, you'd still only have one vote.  You're way behind.

Wikipedia/xhonzi said:

[Birther Movement] There are some who question xhonzi's Naboobian citizenship and therefore his qualification to be crowned 2009's most Handsome Devil. Who would raise such childesh allegations against the handsome devil? Well, it's quite simple really and the answer can be found by asking this quesiton: Who stands to gain from xhonzi's disqualification from the NHD2009 contest? The obvious answer to this question can also be found in this other question: Who is the only other "real" contestent in NHD2009? And the answer to that, I shouldn't have to tell you, is Panaka.

Panaka is neither smart enough nor handsome enough to pull off the devilish plot you suggest.

Wikipedia/xhonzi said:

[Birthers Silenced] fishmanlee permanenty silenced the doubters on October 22nd 2009 when he presented xhonzi's official Naboobian Birth Certificate. There is no doubt that the NBCCOVOBCWATCTPONRAB will confirm the certificate's veracity.

I think I know the NBCCOVOBCWATCTPONRAB better than you, and I can tell you that you've got no chance, unless you've brought a pretty hefty bribe with you.

Wikipedia/xhonzi said:

[Birthers Ignore Truth] Blatant truth cannot stop the impassioned Birther Movement (BM). In the face of undeniable truth, they have redoubled their efforts to smear the good name and chisled jaw of xhonzi.

I always found the term "redoubled" funny.  Does that mean their efforts have been quadrupled?

Look, you've made a noble effort.  If I weren't so....what's the term.....observant, I might have fell for this.  But unless you've got a deleted scene from TPM up your sleeve, I don't see it happening.  And at best, you'd just be the second Most Handsome Devil From Naboo (TM).