Ric Olie said:
You, sir, have obviously never seen an official Naboo Birth Certificate. Even in that blurry state, it is a clear forgery. I may have to turn you over to the Naboo Birth Certificate Council On Verifying Official Birth Certificates, Which Are The Certificates The People Of Naboo Receive At Birth, or NBCCOVOBCWATCTPONRAB for short.
As you have no doubt guessed, members of my family hold several positions on the Council.
You and your ilk, would be very well suited for the NBCCOVOBCWATCTPONRAB. They would be very good at observing who is born and at what time and to whom.
Oh, and also check your facts about this stuff before saying I'm not from Naboo: