The Rapture...Wait, What?

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greenpenguino's avatar
The Rapture...Wait, What?

Apparently Today is supposed to be the Rapture. Or so says some guy.

 

*Shrug*

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ImperialFighter's avatar
RE: The Rapture...Wait, What?

Trouble is, a lot of his followers have sold up all their possesions in anticipation of him being right!  Poor gullible sods.

 

TV's Frink's avatar
RE: The Rapture...Wait, What?

It was supposedly going to be at 6pm local time around the world, which means it already didn't happen.

Guess I have to go to work Monday.  ;-(

doubleofive's avatar
RE: The Rapture...Wait, What?

Yeah, I can assure you if Jesus doesnt know the day or hour (Mark 13:32), this guy can't be right.

I don't even think they'll be a rapture like they describe anyway.

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RE: The Rapture...Wait, What?

doubleofive wrote: I don't even think they'll be a rapture like they describe anyway.

You all have seen Adywan's SW edit, Alderaan meet it's rapture.  Raptures don't come from G-ds they come from Empires.  Which leads back to Frick's post.

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RE: The Rapture...Wait, What?

Maybe it's a simple smelling mistake and a chosen few all had simultaneous Hernias.

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BloodnoseThePirate's avatar
RE: The Rapture...Wait, What?

I would ask what the guy's face looked like at 6pm but I'm afraid this will turn into another emoticon driven thread. ;(

twister111's avatar
RE: The Rapture...Wait, What?

BloodnoseThePirate said:


I would ask what the guy's face looked like at 6pm but I'm afraid this will turn into another emoticon driven thread. ;(


My guess:

Moments beforehand:
http://i55.tinypic.com/8z2qsm.gif
http://i56.tinypic.com/b5o3kg.gif

Immediately afterwards:
http://i55.tinypic.com/30hqwea.gif

Few moments later:
http://i52.tinypic.com/1432jd2.gif
http://i53.tinypic.com/2dlv1d.gif

Later on:
http://i51.tinypic.com/2yl1lhy.gif
http://i54.tinypic.com/242tp3r.gif



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skyjedi2005's avatar
RE: The Rapture...Wait, What?

Its not even Biblical the Bible says we don't know the day or the hour.

Or at least that is what i remember from reading the book.

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DuracellEnergizer's avatar
RE: The Rapture...Wait, What?
Jesus was just pulling all our legs. The day and the hour is known, and written down in the New Testament; you just need the latest edition of the Guide to Numerology and Crackpottery to help crack the code.

God doesn't think in terms of black or white - or even shades of gray - but in big, bright, bold hues of blue and orange.

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RE: The Rapture...Wait, What?

I think the Rapture is gonna happen midway through September.

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Johnny Ringo's avatar
RE: The Rapture...Wait, What?

But that's when Star Wars- oh.


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look at Johnny Ringo, man.  If I had to go against that guy it would be an Indiana Jones\Dovchenko event - and I'd be hoping like hell for a bunch of ants.

RedFive's avatar
RE: The Rapture...Wait, What?

Thanks to PinkFive I feel like I'm in heaven.

Does that count?


TV's Frink's avatar
RE: The Rapture...Wait, What?

*facepalm*

 

Oh, and the new date is Oct. 21st....

*facepalm again*

BloodnoseThePirate's avatar
RE: The Rapture...Wait, What?

I heard the guy came out from hiding and said that he was "flabbergasted"

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RE: The Rapture...Wait, What?

RedFive said:


Thanks to PinkFive I feel like I'm in heaven.


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