Davnes007
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The one who keeps all of your secrets!A: No...Nail a burning cross to Lady Gaga.
Q: What about Katy Perry?
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If you want Nice....go to France.
greenpenguino
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Double standards!!A: Nail a burning cross to her too.
Q: How now brown cow?
I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier and more handsomer...
doubleKO
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Heisenberg for PrincipalA: Painted white cow brown
Q: Orange Whip?
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyA: Three orange whips.
Q: What's on second?
Davnes007
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The one who keeps all of your secrets!A: Right.
Q: Who's on third?
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If you want Nice....go to France.
doubleKO
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Heisenberg for PrincipalA: Who's on first.
Q: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
DuracellEnergizer
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Ce n'est pas DuracellEnergizerA: They do ... from a certain point of view.
Q: What flavour do yellow lightsabers have?
God doesn't think in terms of black or white - or even shades of gray - but in big, bright, bold hues of blue and orange.
doubleKO
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Heisenberg for PrincipalA: Pineapple, I think. But we only have raspberry left - sorry.

Q: Who are those guys?
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyA: The guys on my lawn.
Q: What's with kids today?
greenpenguino
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Double standards!!A: Dunno. Apparently shooting them is considered 'Bad' now *rolls eyes*
Q: What do I do now?
I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier and more handsomer...
doubleKO
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Heisenberg for PrincipalA: Read the instructions.
Q: Why do I need I.D. to get I.D.?
Davnes007
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The one who keeps all of your secrets!A: For the same reason you need a credit history before you can get credit.
Q: Which witch is which?
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DuracellEnergizer
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Ce n'est pas DuracellEnergizerA. The White Witch is East, and the Black Witch is West - they're both evil, though.
Q. Why does the sight of naked female leprechauns burning a pile of snuff films in a bonfire turn me on so much?
God doesn't think in terms of black or white - or even shades of gray - but in big, bright, bold hues of blue and orange.
RedFive
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Green Plastic SkywalkerA: You're only human!
Q: The Godfather part I or The Godfather part II? (in our dimension)
greenpenguino
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Double standards!!A: Depends which Dimension you're in
;)
Q: How does one kill a roo?
I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier and more handsomer...
doubleKO
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Heisenberg for Principal
A: Killeroo kills YOU.
Q: Watchoo talkin' bout Willis?
greenpenguino
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Double standards!!A: Alan Rickman. Dur!
Q: Doesn't anybody knock anymore?!
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asterisk8
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Could've easily been ampersand7A: Lock the door next time.
Q: What did you think, I would do at this moment, when you're standing before me, with tears in your eyes?
DuracellEnergizer
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Ce n'est pas DuracellEnergizerA: Laugh.
Q: What do donut holes taste like?
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doubleKO
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Heisenberg for PrincipalA: Chicken
Q: What are you, chicken?
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hFbuWIKAA
Q: How do we really know chickens don't clap?
greenpenguino
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Double standards!!A: Cos they don't have hands.
Q: Shouldn't Frink know this stuff?
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TV's Frink
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Ointment Flygreenpenguino said:
A: Cos they don't have hands.
Q: Shouldn't Frink know this stuff?
A: He knows that your mom has no hands, and she still got the clap.
Q: /thread?
RedFive
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Green Plastic SkywalkerA: NEVER!!!
Q: The Beatles or Led Zeppelin? (for the band with the most flawless catalog)
DuracellEnergizer
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Ce n'est pas DuracellEnergizerA: Genesis.
Q: Does the electric yellow have me by the brain-banana?
God doesn't think in terms of black or white - or even shades of gray - but in big, bright, bold hues of blue and orange.