Ric Olie said:

vote_for_palpatine said:

Then I'll ask for Amy Winehouse's hand in marriage.

REALLY??!?!! I thought you were into Gaffer Tape or Davnes lol!!!

Nah, he doesn't have a chance with Gaffer. Gaffer Tape is like that insanely hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with because she is so sweet and not a stuck up bitch like many pretty girls tend to be during their HS years and she doesn't try to pretend you don't exist, and since she isn't always hanging off the arm of some jock she seems obtainable to you even though she is honestly way out of your league... then one day you are taking a stroll in the park and spot her sitting on a park bench making out hard and heavy with some skinny little short haired guy, only upon a second look you realize she is actually making out with that weird reclusive goth girl who always sits in the back of class and at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all, not that that is going to stop you from dreaming...

Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.