hot sauce on toast is sometimes good...

Hot sauce on toast isn't bad. Though I prefer peanut butter on toast. It is really enjoyable. Nothing better than warm melty peanut butter (okay, so there are a lot of things that are better, but it is still good).

I had some fresh honey roasted peanut butter not too long ago. absolutely the best peanut butter I've ever had. Better than skippy!

YoU GuYS arE gOInG tO PAy.  I foUNd mOrE dyNAmITe...

wHY wONt thiS DamN thINg LIghT?

cheese is pretty good on toast, too. I had a cheese enchilada last night. it was pretty tasty!

isn't a tortilla a kind of toast? mexican thin breaded toast?

This link is the path to absolute enlightenment.

*ring*  *ring*

*click*

Hello?

Oh hi, Doc.  What's up?

No, that's not true.

Well, I might have tried to blow up part of the thread, but certainly not the whole thing.

Yes, we talked about my anger issues.  But you don't understand, I keep asking people here to follow simple instructions and...

*click*

Can you hang on a sec, Doc?  I've got call waiting.

*click*

Hello?

Yes, yes, but only part of the thread.

I know, I know.  Look Doc, I'll have to call you back.  I've got someone on the other line.

*click*

You still there, Doc?

I know.  I just can't stand the thought of not answering.

Yes, I know.  I have to control the situation and not let it control me.  Just like this thread.

But that would mean starting over!

A week?  That wasn't really the point of this thread.  I guess I could...

*click*

Hang on again, Doc.  Got another call.

I know I'm paying by the minute.  Just let me answer so I can get back to you!

*click*

Hello?

Yes mistress.

Yes mistress.

No mistress.

I can't right now!  Fraiser's on the other line.

Ok, ok.  Go ahead.

Owwwwwwwwwwwww!

Thank you mistress.

*click*

Doc?

Uh, that was my Aunt.

The one from Chicago.

No, I meant Detroit.  You're right.  Look Doc, I gotta go.  I need to look around the thread for some more...food.

No, of course not.  Everything will be fine.  I won't try to blow up the thread again.  I promise.

I miss you too, schmoopie.

*click*

Sorry Frink 

I was behaving and staying away but that last line had me in stitches!!!!

Would you like some toast?

here you go - 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZslRQvv5zM

Jesus Christ Frink. FTW. I mean, win everything. That post just won the NBA Finals, the Scripps-Howard Spelling Bee, and the 2012 Presidential Election. I look forward to President Post's first term.

*ring* *ring*

*click*

Hello?

Hi doc.

What? No!

I know you're listening, but so is everyone else.

Goodbye, doc.  It's over.

Niles was right about you!

*slam*

*ring* *ring*

*click*

Hello?

I told you to stop calling me.

No, I don't know where he is!  Stop dragging me into your drama!

*slam*

*ring* *ring*

*click*

Hello?

Hey there babe.  Are you back in town?

What do you mean it's not me?

Of course it's you!

*slam*

*ring* *ring*

*click*

Hello?

Who?

No man, you got the wrong number.

There ain't no fuckin' Thelma here !

*slam*

*ring* *ring*

*click*

Hello?

Yes, I got your bill, but I'm not paying it.

Because $143 is not reasonable.  All you did was insult me.  That's not help!

Your mother too!

*slam*

*ring* *ring*

*click*

Hello?

Hey there Hal, what's cooking?

Ick.  You gonna' be at the kegger tonight?

Oh, that sucks man.  What did you do this time?

10 years just for that?  You got them twisted around your little finger, laugh out loud.

Nah, I can't.  I gotta take care of this thread first.  Idiots keep posting in here even though I tell them not to.

Yeah, but then there wouldn't be anyone left to read the thread.

Hell yeah!  I didn't even think of that...I wouldn't have to tell anyone not to post here anymore.  So who cares if no one is left?  Finally I would have some peace and quiet around here.

*click*

*sharpen* *sharpen* *sharpen*

Oh my God oh my God oh my God! We're all in danger! I've gotta call somebody before we're all killed!

*(dial-dial-dial), dial-dial-dial, dial-dial-dial-dial*

Hello! Jay!? ThankGodyouansweredit'sFrinkyougottahelpus-

I'm sorry. I'll slow down. Anyway, you've got to do something!

It's Frink. I overheard him talking to someone on the phone. He sounded unusually violent and dangerous!

Wait. Say that again.

No, that's not what you said! You said, "as the Emperor of originaltrilogy.net".

You know, you sound funny, like you have influzenza.

AHA! I knew it! You're NOT Jay! Only one poster here corrects misspellings...what have you done with Jay?!?

Let him go or I'm calling ferris209. That is the end of this negotiation.

Edit: Sorry, wrong thread.

Oops, sorry, double post.

Aargh! Triple post!

Moth3r tripled posted in the Necro thread.  I smell a trap!

This should be fun 

I think I'm turning into the popcorn guy!

*ring ring*

*click*

Who is it now?

Yes, Satan.  Moth3r shall pay.

*click*

Moth3r, you have been chosen.

That's not my problem.

*whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

WHO'S NEXT?!?!?!?!?!

*Speechless*

THAT'S NOT SPEECHLESS!!! IF YOU WERE SPEECHLESS YOU WOULDN'T HAVE POSTED ANYTHING!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

happy thoughts...happy thoughts....happy thoughts...

Ok, listen.  I understand that you guys are having trouble with the ground rules in this thread.  So I'm going to make it as simple as I can.  Do not post in this thread until I say it's ok to do so.  Ok?  When you read this post, do not post a response.  Just wait.  That's all.  After a undetermined period of time, I will post again, telling you it's ok to post.  At that point, please feel free to post in this thread and answer my questions in the OP.

Thank you.