I have a lot of questions.

1) Is there intellegent life anywhere other than Earth?

2) Will irregardless ever be accepted as a proper word?

3) Will Ric Olie work again?

4) Who built Stonehenge?

5) When will The Rolling Stones stop recording/performing?

6) When will this thread get derailed?

7) Will anyone on my ban list get banned?

8) Who will replace Simon on American Idol?

9) What is so great about LOST?

10) Will the Cubs ever win another World Series?

11) Where's the beef?

12) Who is Ric Olie?

13) When will Stinky-Dinkins return?

14) Will Avatar 4 be good?

15) Will RedLetterMedia's review of Avatar 4 be good?

16) When will The Holiday Special come out on blu-ray?

17) When will the VOUT be released?

18) Who is guilty of MURDER at the Sylvester Estate?

19) When will the Raptor Jesus return?

20) When will I get my tax refund?

21) When I facepalm, why do I smell chicken?

22) Why hasn't someone released a personal device called the facepalm?

23) What was the big revelation in The Crying Game?

24 and 25) Who am I?  Why am I here?

26) Why can't I get the theme from Elmo's World out of my head?

27) Why does my side itch?

28) Why is my reception so bad on my TV dinner?

29) WWZD?

30) Huh?

31) How high can I count?

32) Is Jay Moth3r's sock or vice versa?

33) How do you pronounce Moth3r?

34) Why can't I order cable channels a la carte?

35) Why are they still called cable channels when so many of us get satellite?

36) Why isn't there a "recent posts" function in the forum?

37) Who are you?

38) When will this list end?

PLEASE DON'T POST IN THIS THREAD UNTIL THE YEAR 2015.

PLEASE DON'T POST IN THIS THREAD UNTIL THIS MAY.  IT'S NOW MARCH, AFTER THAT IS APRIL, AND THEN MAY, AT WHICH POINT YOU CAN START POSTING. THANKS. PLEASE DON'T DRIVE ME FURTHER INSANE!!!

Just read the thread title.  If you have even an ounce of sympathy, you'll wait that long before posting.  Please.  Just.  Humor me.

YoU aLL Go kaBoOOm nOW!!!

Please try and be quiet for just a bit.  I'm trying to talk on the phone, for heaven's sake!

I'm making this super simple - don't post in this thread until I say it's ok to post in this thread.  That's all I ask!!!

You're on the list - you know who you are!!!

Stop.  Posting.  Here.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.........

It's time to make this really simple.