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CP3S said:

"Oh snap!" in American is kind of hard to explain. It can be an expression of shock or surprise, it is frequently used by third parties when two people are having an argument and one totally pwns the other or makes some really valid point. Kind of like, "Whoa! Who saw that one coming?!"

Dear Sir,

I am neither American nor English but I find your use of the (for the lack of a better word) word "pwns" in an explanation of either of these languages to be highly offensive. Please redact this travesty forthwith, or at the very least publish an apology in your next issue.

Yours sincerely,

Pam Owens,
Computer Teacher.

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Hey, it's me. said:

Thanks C3PS. That was all that was needed, now I understand. But I fail to see the 'owns' or makes a valid point part of it? Moth3r thinks I'm a bit of a dick (an opinion, not a point) but likes Red Dwarf and old Chan films too. So I'm not a total dick. Hardly a point (opinion) that had me running in defeat with my trousers round my ankles. Lol

It's a joke, but it seems like it got lost in translation via the culture barrier.

You are reading way more into it than was ever there.

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Maybe i did overreact, a little.  But giving up smoking is some hard shit.

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Oh snap.... Thats all ive got

Last edited on July 4, 2013 at 7:29 PM by Darth Solo (Reason: Mann, i should do one of these treads, that may make interestin reading....But...NO)

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Darth Solo said:

Oh snap.... Thats all ive got

(Pissed off cat growl) doing that right now ;)

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Thank you very much, i just stepped outside to buy them for a smoke now, after 3 days going abstinant.....

Now i think your a fag teaser.

Last edited on July 4, 2013 at 8:19 PM by Darth Solo (Reason: MESSAGE: Kids......NEVER smoke!)

Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?

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Darth Solo said:

Thank you very much, i just stepped outside for a smoke now, after 3 days going abstinant.....

Now i thing your a fag teaser.

I'm on my sixth day. And I'll be lying if I said there haven't been moments where I've felt like tearing my hair out.

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doubleKO said:

CP3S said:

"Oh snap!" in American is kind of hard to explain. It can be an expression of shock or surprise, it is frequently used by third parties when two people are having an argument and one totally pwns the other or makes some really valid point. Kind of like, "Whoa! Who saw that one coming?!"

Dear Sir,

I am neither American nor English but I find your use of the (for the lack of a better word) word "pwns" in an explanation of either of these languages to be highly offensive. Please redact this travesty forthwith, or at the very least publish an apology in your next issue.

Yours sincerely,

Pam Owens,
Computer Teacher.

Dear Sir,

I object strongly to the letters on your forum.

They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh.

Yours sincerely,

William Knickers.

Last edited on July 4, 2013 at 9:50 PM by Leonardo (Reason: if you're reading this line, you're wasting your time.)

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

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TV's Frink said:

Leonardo said:

doubleKO said:

CP3S said:

"Oh snap!" in American is kind of hard to explain. It can be an expression of shock or surprise, it is frequently used by third parties when two people are having an argument and one totally pwns the other or makes some really valid point. Kind of like, "Whoa! Who saw that one coming?!"

Dear Sir,

I am neither American nor English but I find your use of the (for the lack of a better word) word "pwns" in an explanation of either of these languages to be highly offensive. Please redact this travesty forthwith, or at the very least publish an apology in your next issue.

Yours sincerely,

Pam Owens,
Computer Teacher.

Dear Sir,

I object strongly to the letters on your forum.

They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh.

Yours sincerely,

William Knickers.

Dear Mr. President,

There are too many states nowadays.  Please eliminate three. 

I am not a crackpot.

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah.

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

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I may have missed something in another time dimention maybes (havent touched the bolloticks tread for reasons) but i think 'Hey, it's me.' is kinda alright really.

Last edited on July 4, 2013 at 11:31 PM by Darth Solo (Reason: I've gotta stop smokin this ship)

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My cat's breath smells like cat food.

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Who are you again?

"I wonder if George Lucas will ever replace himself with CGI. He should do. He's a muppet." - Simon Pegg

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Davnes007 said:

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My piss smells of sugar puffs in the morning. Go figure..

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TK-949 said:

Who are you again?

I had in mind to ask you the same question. But then I looked into your fb page and must openly admit, the helmet's quite cool. Even though I think the Clone Troopers were wank. So fair play TK-949. 

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TV's Frink said:

I look forward to reading C3PX's next issue.

My next issue is dees damn pipes! The bathroom sink fills half way up with water every time we go to wash our hands. I've fished several beards worth of hair out of the thing (so gross), and it still won't drain. Every time the toilet flushes there are weird burps and gurgles resonating from within the walls for the next ten minutes. 

Going to get some drain-o when I'm at the store and remember, but I'm afraid it might need to be snaked. 

Tune in next time for more of C3PX's issues.

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Where would he take the piss?

Erm, colonic irrigation maybez?

Last edited on July 5, 2013 at 4:27 PM by Darth Solo

Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?

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A Foley catheter, and a colostomy would do the trick.

 

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CP3S said:

TV's Frink said:

I look forward to reading C3PX's next issue.

My next issue is dees damn pipes! The bathroom sink fills half way up with water every time we go to wash our hands. I've fished several beards worth of hair out of the thing (so gross), and it still won't drain. Every time the toilet flushes there are weird burps and gurgles resonating from within the walls for the next ten minutes. 

Going to get some drain-o when I'm at the store and remember, but I'm afraid it might need to be snaked. 

Tune in next time for more of C3PX's issues.

Get a plumber. Issue solved.

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CP3S said:

A Foley catheter, and a colostomy would do the trick.

 

I'm not incontinent. Not yet anyway...

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Another in-joke from sometime ago.

Warbler started a thread to ask some question to which he was the only person that could decide that. Maybe it was whether or not he should continue posting in the politics thread, or something of that nature. And to have a bit of fun and drive forward the point that it was needless to ask others about this when it was his choice alone to make, I made some parody thread asking for everyone's input on whether I should continue using the restroom or not.

Or something along these lines. I don't remember too well. Frink is our forum archivist and historian. It is his job to remember these things and keep them straight. He could probably produce links in a short fraction of a second.

It really wasn't that clever, could probably be perceived as kind of mean towards Warbler, and most likely I was intoxicated when I made it.

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Pfft. Plumbers. I don't need one those. I've plumbed houses and know the in's and out's of pipes. I'll save myself some money and do it myself. Or I could just put in a work order and wait a few more weeks for management to get their own maintenance guys out and have them poking around my place while I'm off at work.

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