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Akwat Kbrana's avatar
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TV's Frink said:

Also, I appreciate being called "The Great Frink" in the thread title.

I hate to burst your bubble (especially since I've already gone and created a thread devoted solely to plotting your untimely demise), but "great" is actually meant to modify "thread," not "Frink." But I suppose if you're into reader-response criticism, then by all means let the appreciation flow.

Also, ABC, you've earned your way out of PROBATION via your unbridled enthusiasm. Given the macabre nature of this thread, I'm not sure whether or not that's a good thing. But congratulations nonetheless.

And, to keep things moving:

Xylophone, giant: drop one on him from the twenty-seventh window!

"Today I am pledging to cut the deficit we inherited in half by the end of my first term in office." -President Obama

Leguman's avatar
RE: The Great Frink Assassination Conspiracy Plot Alphabet Game Thread!!!

Aaahh. I was just thinking about: X-ray is liver and send the shot to his wife !

Leguman's avatar
RE: The Great Frink Assassination Conspiracy Plot Alphabet Game Thread!!!

un-Yellow his skin with stain remover

Leguman's avatar
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... Just  Zap what remains ...!

Sluggo's avatar
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Leguman said:

... Just  Zap what remains ...!

lol!

 

Well, that was fun.  

What next?

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Sluggo said:

What next?

A...

Akwat Kbrana's avatar
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Geeze, ABC; one would think you had it in for Frink, given your rapidfire assassination proposals. Or maybe you just have the hots for Frink...

Maybe give everybody else a chance to string 'im up this time? ;)

Arm a small tactical thermonuclear device and stick it up his nose.

"Today I am pledging to cut the deficit we inherited in half by the end of my first term in office." -President Obama

Sluggo's avatar
RE: The Great Frink Assassination Conspiracy Plot Alphabet Game Thread!!!

Bore a hole in his brain and fill it with slugs.

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.

Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script

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RE: The Great Frink Assassination Conspiracy Plot Alphabet Game Thread!!!

Castrate him with safety pins, then use those same safety pins to poke out his eyes and stab his heart.

...what?

Last edited on November 18, 2010 at 6:45 AM by bkev (Reason: )

twister111's avatar
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Everyone!!! Beat him with a stick alight with fire!!!



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Sluggo's avatar
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FAIL him from the cheezburger network.  Frink would cease to exist as we know him without memes.

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.

Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script

Sluggo's avatar
RE: The Great Frink Assassination Conspiracy Plot Alphabet Game Thread!!!

Halve him into many pieces.

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.

Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script

Darth Solo's avatar
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Just simply put him on ignore forever(everyone that is). Then we would sort of kill his audience, to an extent*

Last edited on November 18, 2010 at 9:30 PM by Darth Solo (Reason: *flawed idea as i read the Frink isms even when hes on my ignore list)

Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?

Also fought in the clown wars, many years ago..and lost..miserably..

Leguman's avatar
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TV's Frink said:

Kick him in the balls repeatedly.

 

You absolutely wanted an occasion to say you have ones !... *sceptical*

Darth Solo's avatar
RE: The Great Frink Assassination Conspiracy Plot Alphabet Game Thread!!!

Let Leguman sort out this nasty advisory

Last edited on November 19, 2010 at 8:18 PM by Darth Solo (Reason: I liked those Leguman clips from season 1 a lot)

Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?

Also fought in the clown wars, many years ago..and lost..miserably..

hairy_hen's avatar
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Marry him and Nag him to death. 

Volunteers?  I'm looking at you, ABC . . .

Leguman's avatar
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Open a Lawyers Office and attack him for harassment toward OT.comers. (Heavy debts for his entire life assured).

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Keep him in perfect health and immortal in a protective bubble until the heat death of the rest of the universe and then give him a choice of floating in a uniform sea of infinitely spaced electrons forever or burst the bubble and create a new universe, a Frink universe.

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    do chél dénmha
Darth Solo's avatar
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Was that a 'P' or not bingo?? Either way, push him into quick sand, and watch that yellow scoundrel slowly sink to his demise.

Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?

Also fought in the clown wars, many years ago..and lost..miserably..

Sluggo's avatar
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Rant about politics in one of his threads

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.

Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script

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