Akwat Kbrana
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Token Linguistics NerdTV's Frink said:
Also, I appreciate being called "The Great Frink" in the thread title.
I hate to burst your bubble (especially since I've already gone and created a thread devoted solely to plotting your untimely demise), but "great" is actually meant to modify "thread," not "Frink." But I suppose if you're into reader-response criticism, then by all means let the appreciation flow.
Also, ABC, you've earned your way out of PROBATION via your unbridled enthusiasm. Given the macabre nature of this thread, I'm not sure whether or not that's a good thing. But congratulations nonetheless.
And, to keep things moving:
Xylophone, giant: drop one on him from the twenty-seventh window!
"Today I am pledging to cut the deficit we inherited in half by the end of my first term in office." -President Obama
Leguman
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Aaahh. I was just thinking about: X-ray is liver and send the shot to his wife !
Leguman
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un-Yellow his skin with stain remover
Leguman
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... Just Zap what remains ...!
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyAkwat Kbrana said:
TV's Frink said:
Also, I appreciate being called "The Great Frink" in the thread title.
I hate to burst your bubble (especially since I've already gone and created a thread devoted solely to plotting your untimely demise), but "great" is actually meant to modify "thread," not "Frink." But I suppose if you're into reader-response criticism, then by all means let the appreciation flow.
I knew exactly what you meant, but I didn't care. :p
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is automatic for the people.Leguman said:
... Just Zap what remains ...!
lol!
Well, that was fun.
What next?
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Leguman
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Sluggo said:
What next?
A...
Akwat Kbrana
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Token Linguistics NerdGeeze, ABC; one would think you had it in for Frink, given your rapidfire assassination proposals. Or maybe you just have the hots for Frink...
Maybe give everybody else a chance to string 'im up this time? ;)
Arm a small tactical thermonuclear device and stick it up his nose.
"Today I am pledging to cut the deficit we inherited in half by the end of my first term in office." -President Obama
Sluggo
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is automatic for the people.Bore a hole in his brain and fill it with slugs.
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.
Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script
bkev
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See You, Space Cowboy...Castrate him with safety pins, then use those same safety pins to poke out his eyes and stab his heart.
...what?
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyAkwat Kbrana said:
Geeze, ABC; one would think you had it in for Frink, given your rapidfire assassination proposals. Or maybe you just have the hots for Frink...
Damn him to hell by sending him on a date with ABC.
twister111
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TV's Frink got me into the dark side of the force!Everyone!!! Beat him with a stick alight with fire!!!
Sluggo
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is automatic for the people.FAIL him from the cheezburger network. Frink would cease to exist as we know him without memes.
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.
Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script
TV's Frink
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Ointment Fly
Golf him into the Grand Canyon.
Sluggo
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is automatic for the people.Halve him into many pieces.
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.
Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyInsist that he throw himself into the Grand Canyon.
Darth Solo
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DANGER! DANGER!Just simply put him on ignore forever(everyone that is). Then we would sort of kill his audience, to an extent*
Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?
Also fought in the clown wars, many years ago..and lost..miserably..
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyKick him in the balls repeatedly.

Leguman
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TV's Frink said:
Kick him in the balls repeatedly.
You absolutely wanted an occasion to say you have ones !... *sceptical*
Darth Solo
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DANGER! DANGER!Let Leguman sort out this nasty advisory
Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?
Also fought in the clown wars, many years ago..and lost..miserably..
hairy_hen
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Reginald ScumMarry him and Nag him to death.
Volunteers? I'm looking at you, ABC . . .
Leguman
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Open a Lawyers Office and attack him for harassment toward OT.comers. (Heavy debts for his entire life assured).
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusKeep him in perfect health and immortal in a protective bubble until the heat death of the rest of the universe and then give him a choice of floating in a uniform sea of infinitely spaced electrons forever or burst the bubble and create a new universe, a Frink universe.
Darth Solo
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DANGER! DANGER!Was that a 'P' or not bingo?? Either way, push him into quick sand, and watch that yellow scoundrel slowly sink to his demise.
Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?
Also fought in the clown wars, many years ago..and lost..miserably..
Sluggo
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is automatic for the people.Rant about politics in one of his threads
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.
Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script