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The Great Frink Assassination Conspiracy Plot Alphabet Game Thread!!!
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Akwat Kbrana
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Token Linguistics NerdRecently, Warb proposed that somebody start a new thread "where we plot how to kill Frink." Frink liked the idea, so in response to this overwhelming demand, Akwat Kbrana Inc. proudly presents you with...this thread! The Great Frink Assassination Conspiracy Plot Alphabet Game Thread!!!
Here's how it works: rather than just randomly posting your ideas for Frink assassination, we'll make the process into a game! Each proposal must begin with the letter of the alphabet which follows the first letter of the previous proposal. For example
Flay him alive!
Give him a lethal atomic wedgie!
Heap thirteen tons of curdled tapioca on him!
See how that alphabet thing works? Pretty clever, eh?
It should go without saying that anyone who fails to follow this pre-arranged alphabetic structure, can consider him/herself on PROBATION!!!
I'll start: Asphyxiation!!
DISCLAIMER: This thread is not intended to eventuate in any actual Frink assassination, and it should be stressed that Akwat Kbrana Inc. strongly opposed any actual violence. (Except for violence toward zombies, which is a hoot and a half.) The purpose of this thread is merely to postulate how we would assassinate Frink if we were actually going to do so. Which...y'know...we aren't.
(Updated) That being said, anybody who actually assassinates Frink can consider him/herself on TRIPLE SECRET PROBATION and shall thereafter hold the title of PERMANENT ASSHAT. Now, let the comic hilarity ensue.
"Today I am pledging to cut the deficit we inherited in half by the end of my first term in office." -President Obama
xhonzi
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of Earth.Beat him on the head with plastic lightsabres and throw him into Gaffer's fully grown sarlaac pit.
DISCLAIMER: This thread is not intended to eventuate in any actual Frink assassination, and it should be stressed that Akwat Kbrana Inc. strongly opposed any actual violence.
What? Then count me out.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyCarry him to the Grand Canyon and toss him in!
Heh-heh, this is fun. Although I think the punishment for actual assassination is a bit light. Shouldn't that be grounds for being put in the Permanent Asshat category?
Sluggo
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is automatic for the people.Drain him of his blood and transfuse him with Tabasco sauce.
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.
Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlySluggo said:
Drain him of his blood and transfuse him with Tabasco sauce.
This part seems cruel, unusual, and tasty!
xhonzi
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of Earth.I don't think you can play, Frink. That's more like suicide than murder, and suicide is just wrong and unfunny.
Oh, and Eagles.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyPfft. I can put a price on my head if I want. Just try and stob me.
Oh, and Filet me with a lovely side of spinach risotto.
Leguman
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I don't dare saying what's on my mind for the Following one...
Warbler
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South Jersey Devilgut him with a straight razor.
Akwat Kbrana
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Token Linguistics NerdLeguman said:
I don't dare saying what's on my mind for the Following one...
I've been wanting to say this for a long time.
PROBATION!!!
(Unlike Frink, I won't be keeping track of who is and isn't on probation in the OP; that's just way too much work. Lazy Akwat, was lazy.)
TV's Frink said:
Although I think the punishment for actual assassination is a bit light. Shouldn't that be grounds for being put in the Permanent Asshat category?
The point is conceded. OP will be updated. If I ever get around to it.
"Today I am pledging to cut the deficit we inherited in half by the end of my first term in office." -President Obama
Warbler
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South Jersey Devilhit him with baseball bats and lead pipes.
Akwat Kbrana
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Token Linguistics NerdImpale him on some particularly sharp cheddar cheese.
"Today I am pledging to cut the deficit we inherited in half by the end of my first term in office." -President Obama
xhonzi
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of Earth.xhonzi him with a big knife.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
TV's Frink
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Ointment Flyxhonzi said:
xhonzi him is a big knife.
"xhonzi him?"
"is?"
...
Lick* him to death.
hairy_hen
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Reginald ScumMate him with a giant black widow spider! (since, you know, they're said to eat their mates and all)
TV's Frink
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Ointment Flyhairy_hen said:
Mate him with a giant black widow...
Sounds fine with me...
Anyway, Nail my eyes open and make me watch The Room over and over and over...
Also, I appreciate being called "The Great Frink" in the thread title.
hairy_hen
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Reginald ScumOff-topic Post him to death!
Sluggo
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is automatic for the people.Quilt his hand to his face so he can't breathe
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.
Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script
Leguman
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Roast his ass
Leguman
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Strike him back with all of your anger
Leguman
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Tease him to death with a cheeseburger
Leguman
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Union him with a toad
Leguman
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Void his brain in his computer
Leguman
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War-blur his glasses !
Leguman
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I need a dictionnary to finish this guy now.
The Great Frink Assassination Conspiracy Plot Alphabet Game Thread!!!