TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyWell, we all had a little chuckle at my expense in The Necropost Thread. But since that thread has finally died out, it's time to have a thread that is loosely its opposite.
This will be my one and only post in this thread. You guys can say anything you want and I will not respond.
Cross my heart, hope to frink.
Gaffer Tape
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Imagination PrincessAs my first act as official Imagination Princess, I imagine this thread dying a sad, lonely death.
There is no lingerie in space...
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Davnes007
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The one who keeps all of your secrets!
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Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back


If you want Nice....go to France.
Darth Solo
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DANGER! DANGER!RESERVED in response
Who is the most foolish, the fool, or the fool which follows it?
Also fought in the clown wars, many years ago..and lost..miserably..
xhonzi
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of Earth.Wait, so Frink won't derail this thread? Holy carp, do the rest of you realize how valuable this is?!?!?
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Sluggo
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is automatic for the people.REVERSED
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.
Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script
Gaffer Tape
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Imagination PrincessDRAW TWO
There is no lingerie in space...
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Sluggo
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is automatic for the people.nuts! *draws two* My turn gets skipped, right?
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.
Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script
cutnshut
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ee sorta va lorchaFrink is going mental lately, is it PMS?
You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusBack in the '60s he was part of the peace movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS.
cutnshut
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ee sorta va lorchaAdmiral! there be whales here!
You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.
xhonzi
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of Earth.NOOOO! YOU'RE WASTING IT! WE COULD BE TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING WE WANT!
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Gaffer Tape
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Imagination PrincessBingowings said:
Back in the '60s he was part of the peace movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS.
I think you did a little too much LDS; otherwise, you'd remember that it was the free speech movement.
There is no lingerie in space...
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Sluggo
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is automatic for the people.RESERVED
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.
Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusGaffer Tape said:
Bingowings said:
Back in the '60s he was part of the peace movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS.
I think you did a little too much LDS; otherwise, you'd remember that it was the free speech movement.

Gaffer Tape
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Imagination PrincessNow I just think you did a little too much Gungan...
As Imagination Princess of this forum, I am not sure I condone imagining that.
There is no lingerie in space...
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Sluggo
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is automatic for the people.The colors, children. Look at the colors.
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.
Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusNice colars too.
greenpenguino
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Double standards!!Gaffer Tape said:
Bingowings said:
Back in the '60s he was part of the peace movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS.
I think you did a little too much LDS; otherwise, you'd remember that it was the free speech movement.

About that LDS in the 60s...
I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier and more handsomer...
RedFive
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Green Plastic SkywalkerI heard Frink's name was Steve.
Pass it on!
Ziggy Stardust
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Once again, a middle aged white guy named Steve probably won't get you very far...
;-)
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CP3S said:
You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.
pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
Leonardo
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Joliet JakeBUMPITY BUMP BUMP
... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"
darth_ender
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"darth endeor was a meanyhead" - FatherSkywalker, et al--QFTYou know, I was thinking of really bumping an old thread I found interesting and worthwhile. Now with all these necroposts, I don't know if I want to anymore. Thanks, Leo.
The ROTJ collaborative thread is a wealth of ideas, both on how to edit Return of the Jedi, as well as how to collaborate in an edit. Emanswfan has taken leadership of the project.
Password for all ROTJ-related clips: ROTJ
A very rough edit of how the Battle of Endor could go
A very rough idea of how ROTJ could end
Rough edit based on the final script with some deviation:
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
greenpenguino
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Double standards!!BUMP!
I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier and more handsomer...