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Ointment FlyA thread for those who are sick of the trolls in off-topic
How do you guys feel about grass? What about paint?
Please stay on-topic - grass and paint discussion only.
And no pictures allowed in this thread AT ALL. Pictures are now allowed.
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Magister Pontifex MaximusI've never smoked paint...or grass for that matter (does this make me boring)?
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Ointment FlyNot sure. Maybe?
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Saint (and Fink is a drut wolley diputs)See, things like this are what is really lame. No one said anything about pictures. Comp was talking about all the ridiculous SOS threads, and behold, now we have yet another!
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Tauntaun herder-Damn Fool Idealistic CrusaderBingowings said:
I've never smoked paint...or grass for that matter (does this make me boring)?
Neither have I. Don't particularly want to. Not sure if we're boring enough.
Grass is nice, unless coated in pesticides and other chemicals that give me awful headaches.
I hate the smell of paint.
Q's techs wasted their time putting a fresh coat of paint on Bond's V8 Vantage.
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Ointment FlyC3PX said:
See, things like this are what is really lame. No one said anything about pictures. Comp was talking about all the ridiculous SOS threads, and behold, now we have yet another!
You said plenty about pictures. But this thread is about paint and/or grass. And no one is forcing you to read it or post in it.
I like having a small (roughly 200 sq ft) patch of grass in my backyard. I get the pleasure of seeing it grow without having to spend too much time tending to it.
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Tauntaun herder-Damn Fool Idealistic CrusaderHave you ever tried painting your grass?
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Ointment FlyI'm guessing that would kill it. I suppose I could then paint my dirt green...
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Tauntaun herder-Damn Fool Idealistic CrusaderAhh, that sounds like fun. Why not magenta? Don't forget fertilizer.
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Saint (and Fink is a drut wolley diputs)TV's Frink said:
C3PX said:
See, things like this are what is really lame. No one said anything about pictures. Comp was talking about all the ridiculous SOS threads, and behold, now we have yet another!
You said plenty about pictures. But this thread is about paint and/or grass. And no one is forcing you to read it or post in it.
Well, normally I wouldn't have bothered reading it let alone posting in it, but seeing as how it was made as a slight against me and another member, I felt a minor bit of obligation.
Go back and read my posts, I said nothing about pictures. Unless you are referring to that issue from a few weeks ago which was about out of control pictures in an attempt to continuously derail a particular thread. The only reason I had to say "plenty" about them then rather than just asking nicely once, is because while you behaved reasonably, others didn't. I didn't want to bring that up today. All I did was agree with CompMovieGuy that it is laughable to say the place is free from trollish behavior when just about every thread is a repetitive SOS thread.
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Ointment FlyThis thread, in my mind, is no different than your "Should C3PX Go To The Bathroom" thread. Which was funny, btw, but also a slight against Warb.
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South Jersey Devilbut I know C3PX is a friend(the same with Frink), so I wasn't offended. I took the thread as a joke.
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Saint (and Fink is a drut wolley diputs)For the record, since it has been brought up twice today now, that thread wasn't intended as a slight against Warb, but as a statement trying to convince him he was being irrational and should not put so much weight on the opinions of others (advice I might extend to you, Fink, as you seem to have taken two of my opinions rather harshly today, and shoudn't).
Anyway, it disappoints me that that particular thread was perceived as a slight against Warb, as that was not the intention.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
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Magister Pontifex MaximusI never took it as a slight on Warbler but more an attempt to make inject levity into the situation, satire doesn't always have to be cruel.
I myself did a satire of the satires of that thread which actually descended into serious ethical discussion once in a while.
That wasn't intended as a slight on anyone either.
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Better a bad bomb than a bombadYou know what? Just to be different I WILL intentionally slight someone.
After lunch I'm starting a "Should I Stab Bingo In the Eye?" thread. And I'm going to mean it.
ps.
I have a grass front lawn that I hate. I live in the desert, so it sucks on water use, and it's slopey towards the street, so I can't let my toddler play on it lest he tumble into traffic.
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Magister Pontifex MaximusThe Artful Dodger asks :
What fisticuffs?
Coincidentally I just cut my front lawn and found that cat around the corner had done it's business on it again...grrrr.
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Ointment FlyMy grass is in the back. Front is rock/bush/tree. What's great is that if I kill the grass, no one will see it except the neighbors. And screw them, I say.
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Better a bad bomb than a bombadTV's Frink
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Magister Pontifex MaximusTV's Frink said:
This is too interesting...the fence around the moat of Chateau Bingowings was painted yesterday and it was painted the same shade of the same colour.
I don't come on this thread to be intrigued by coincidences.
This used to be such a dull place.
I'm seriously thinking about not reading this thread anymore.
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Ointment FlyThe honourable Wings of Bingo is awarded 500 kudos points for a BORING post.
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Magister Pontifex MaximusNuts!
I never win anything so not only am I bombarded with interesting coincidences but I experience the thrill of winning useless merit points as well!
What is up with you people?
This place has gone from being drab and grey to being a veritable cabinet of curiosities.
It's nowhere near as boring as it used to be and now it's getting personally interesting (as if generally interesting wasn't trouble enough).