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TV's Frink's avatar
RE: Secret History of Star Wars- The Audio Book, An OT.com Production?

Try a google search.

*boom tish*

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RE: Secret History of Star Wars- The Audio Book, An OT.com Production?

Did you PM Xhonzi your e-mail address? If so (and assuming he's added you), you should get an e-mail with a link.

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xhonzi's avatar
RE: Secret History of Star Wars- The Audio Book, An OT.com Production?

Yep, you should get an e-mail. I had to wait until I got home to add you, which I just did.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

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RE: Secret History of Star Wars- The Audio Book, An OT.com Production?

Ah, my bad. I wasn't sure if I was missing something.

Frink that pun is so bad even I thought of it.

The Secret History of Star Wars -- now available on Amazon.com!

"When George went back and put new creatures into the original Star Wars, I find that disturbing. It’s a revision of history. That bothers me."

--James Cameron, Entertainment Weekly, April 2010

TV's Frink's avatar
RE: Secret History of Star Wars- The Audio Book, An OT.com Production?

Not sure if I should :-) or :-(

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RE: Secret History of Star Wars- The Audio Book, An OT.com Production?

Definitely :-)  Where would we be without bad puns?

The Secret History of Star Wars -- now available on Amazon.com!

"When George went back and put new creatures into the original Star Wars, I find that disturbing. It’s a revision of history. That bothers me."

--James Cameron, Entertainment Weekly, April 2010

xhonzi's avatar
RE: Secret History of Star Wars- The Audio Book, An OT.com Production?

Zombie, let me know if you're still having trouble getting into the folder. I sent you an invite to the address you sent me, then I saw a follow-up request to your google account address.

That should have worked, but you never know.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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RE: Secret History of Star Wars- The Audio Book, An OT.com Production?

Oh, yeah, when Zombie asks, it's all sunshine and butterflies, but when I do it, it's all moonshine and scorpions!

There is no lingerie in space...

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer Tape said:

Oh, yeah, when Zombie asks, it's all sunshine and butterflies, but when I do it, it's all moonshine and scorpions!

I'll take the moonshine if you don't want it.

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

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RE: Secret History of Star Wars- The Audio Book, An OT.com Production?

Gaffer Tape said:

Oh, yeah, when Zombie asks, it's all sunshine and butterflies, but when I do it, it's all moonshine and scorpions!

It's just your imagination, Princess.

xhonzi's avatar
RE: Secret History of Star Wars- The Audio Book, An OT.com Production?

Gaffer Tape said:


Oh, yeah, when Zombie asks, it's all sunshine and butterflies, but when I do it, it's all moonshine and scorpions!

Shut it up, ratface.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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RE: Secret History of Star Wars- The Audio Book, An OT.com Production?

TV's Frink said:

It's just your imagination, Princess.

Yeah... Sure.

There is no lingerie in space...

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

zombie84's avatar
RE: Secret History of Star Wars- The Audio Book, An OT.com Production?

Having heard the first clip: it sounds awesome! Much better than expected. Also weird to be hearing my words read back to me in an epic voice.

Anyway, this is a very good start. I guess I leave this to you: certain parts of the book are a bit redundant and long-winded, so feel free to just edit out whatever parts you think are appropriate. The book wasn't written to be spoken aloud so I imagine more areas than even in print would need to be reduced a bit.

But otherwise this sounds pretty cool.

The Secret History of Star Wars -- now available on Amazon.com!

"When George went back and put new creatures into the original Star Wars, I find that disturbing. It’s a revision of history. That bothers me."

--James Cameron, Entertainment Weekly, April 2010

xhonzi's avatar
RE: Secret History of Star Wars- The Audio Book, An OT.com Production?

Yeah, I vote that Akwat just reads the whole thing!

If you haven't listened to it, then get access to the directory and go do it.

Hopefully a few more examples will be up soon. I'll try to record mine this weekend. (famous last words)

Zombie- when do you think you'll be done with revisions enough that we would be able to use those for recordings?

005- when do think you'll man up and buy a copy of the book?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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RE: Secret History of Star Wars- The Audio Book, An OT.com Production?

xhonzi said:


005- when do think you'll man up and buy a copy of the book?
>:-|

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RE: Secret History of Star Wars- The Audio Book, An OT.com Production?

xhonzi said:

Zombie- when do you think you'll be done with revisions enough that we would be able to use those for recordings?

It could be a while. I won't have anything close to a rough draft until the end of July at least. My concern right now is more geared towards getting rid of some old content rather than adding some new content. Though I do have a lot of new content to add.

The Secret History of Star Wars -- now available on Amazon.com!

"When George went back and put new creatures into the original Star Wars, I find that disturbing. It’s a revision of history. That bothers me."

--James Cameron, Entertainment Weekly, April 2010

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RE: Secret History of Star Wars- The Audio Book, An OT.com Production?

doubleofive said:

 

xhonzi said:


005- when do think you'll man up and buy a copy of the book?
>:-|

 

I think the question is, when will Mrs. [REDACTED] woman up and buy a copy for him?

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