logo Sign In

STAR WARS- The gritty TV Reimagining!

Author
Time
 (Edited)

My brother and I both liked the new Battlestar Galactica, and started to wonder what it would be like if "Star Wars" was given a similar treatment for TV. Certain considerations, like less violence and more character heavy plotting would be called for, and probably a more complicated backstory, with lots of talky political machinations just due to the realities of TV production.

After hashing out for a bit we came up with the following ideas:

For a thousand years the Jedi Knights served as the bodyguards and advisors to the Galactic Emperors. In a period of unheaval caused by economic chaos, trade disputes, civl wars, and the deaths of trillions from the Midichlorian plague, the Emperor was overthrown, the Jedi outlawed, and a new order siezed control of the galaxy. The Supreme Chancellor of the First Republic, and his newly reformed Order of the Sith now control uncounted worlds with an iron fist.

TATOOINE GULAG

The isolated desert world serves as a holding place for political prisoners to be dropped and forgotten.

LUKE: Luke is one of many young people serving time for the sins of their parents during the war. He was born and raise in the Tatoine Gulag, his mother dying in custody when he was just a child. He's a surprisingly positive young man, having never known any other life. Extremely handy with machines, Luke has certain perks with the guards because he works in machine shop. He doesn't know it, but he's also under the protection of Old Ben.

OLD BEN:One of the more colorful residents of the Gulag, Ben's an old man, possibly crazy, with a giant burn scar across the side of his white-haired head. Between bouts of muttering to himself, he claims that he was imprisoned for having too many friends in the old government. In reality he is Obi-Wan Kenobi, former Jedi Knight, hiding in plain sight on Tatoine to watch out for the child of his old friend Anakin Lars, young Luke.

LT. HAN SOLO: Guarding the Gulag on Tatoine is a last chance assignment for the rebelious young officer, after drunkenly slugging his captain. His mother, an admiral, pulled some strings and had him reassigned to Tatoine, where he spends his time drinking too much and gambling with the prisoners.

THE REPUBLIC

GOVERNOR WILHUFF TARKIN: A ruthless politician, Tarkin is uncomfortable with the 'religious mania' of the Sith, and occasionally comes into conflict with Lord Vader. Gracious and civil at all times, he oversees the development of a secret weapon project on the planet Endor.

LORD PROTECTOR DARTH VADER: This black armored figure appeared near the end of the Revolution, and it was he who wielded the lighsaber that beheaded the Emperor. As head of the Order of the Sith, Vader is outside the political and military structures, free to operate as he sees fit to protect peace and order in the galaxy. It is said he answers only to the Supreme Chancellor.

RAKKUS MAUL: Little is known about Darth Vader's chief Sith disciple, except that he hates the Jedi with a firey intensity, making him the perfect hunter for what remains of their order.

COUNT GILEAD DOOKU: One of the reformed Jedi, now a Sith, who led the Revolution, Dooku is the closest of all people in the galaxy to the rarely seen Supreme Chancellor, and speaks for him more often than not.

ADMIRAL DAALA SOLO: Admiral Tarkin's right hand woman, and mother of Han Solo.

PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA: Although she is treated as an honored guest onboard Tarkin's Star Destroyer, Leia is in fact a political hostage, being held against her father, Bail Organa, who vanished some time ago, possibly to ferment rebellion.

THE JEDI

QUI GONN GINN: This Jedi aescetic lives with a handful of young pupils in his monestary on the ice world of Hoth. The remoteness and basic unimportance of this place has kept it protected, although many still fear Ginn's prophecy of the Coming of the Skywalker.

MACE WINDU: High Master of the Jedi Order, Windu has been kept prisoner for almost two decades of solitary confinement and occasional torture, but still refused to give up the secret that he alone in the galaxy knows: the location of The Yoda, the supreme guardian of Jedi wisdom.

ANAKIN LARS: No one knows what happened to this Jedi Knight, last seen during the Fall of Coruscant. Lars was an extremely powerful Jedi Knight, as well as being politically popular. Some feared his influence over the old Emperor, and others believed that he was the long awaited Skywaller, a living avatar of the Force, destined to remake the galaxy. His polaraizing presense is one of the many factors that ignited the Revolution.

Season One would be a slow build to Luke, Han, and Obi escaping Tatoine together and ending up trying to rescue the Princess, only to learn the horrifying truth about the Death Star! And later Where is the Yoda? Who is the Skywalker? What caused the Midichlorian Plague? When wil Jar Jar show up?

I don't think I plan to do much else with these ideas, so this isn't a rewrite or anything, but I thought somebody might get a kick out of them. Feel free to pick it apart or add to it.

Author
Time

So it's kinda like a reboot taking elements of the original and dramatically remixing them?  Never saw Battlestar so I don't know how it works.

Anyways, very neat and creative ideas!!!

Author
Time

Feels kinda like early drafts of Star Wars to me.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

END OF LINE

(It hasn’t happened yet)

Author
Time
 (Edited)

rpvee said:

So it's kinda like a reboot taking elements of the original and dramatically remixing them?  Never saw Battlestar so I don't know how it works.

Basically. And it has to be gritty! :)

Tyrphanax said:

Feels kinda like early drafts of Star Wars to me.

The highest compliment of all. :)

(I read zombie's book a lot)

Author
Time

And Han and Chewie have to be female. ;)

Where were you in '77?

Author
Time

Sounds interesting. 

As long as it doesn't end with a "Deus ex machina" moment, I would watch this.

Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.

Author
Time
 (Edited)

How much scratch do you need to make this happen?

And by scratch, I mean moolah.

Author
Time

SilverWook said:

And Han and Chewie have to be female. ;)

Brilliant! Gender swapping!

Let's make a girl Lando! (Landa?)

Author
Time

TheBoost said:

SilverWook said:

And Han and Chewie have to be female. ;)

Brilliant! Gender swapping!

Let's make a girl Lando! (Landa?)

Lott Dod said:

I ob-e-ject!

 

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

END OF LINE

(It hasn’t happened yet)

Author
Time

Oh, how i miss Battlestar Galactica...

 

Cool idea though, i would buy it.

Author
Time

As long as it is not too gritty (Star Wars must be fun after all), this seems quite good. It should definitely not be called Star Wars; seems like The Adventures of Luke Skywalker would be more appropriate. I also would prefer to retain the notion of a benevolent Republic decaying into a despotic empire.

Let me add some lore from my own Star Wars timeline I did a few years ago:

THE CLONE WARS: 3 separate conflicts that taxed the waning strength of the Old Republic. Each one more vicious and destructive than the last. These involved the forces of the Republic against the Clone Masters and their allies; the dreaded Mandalorians. The end of the wars saw the utter destruction of the Clone Masters, the destruction of all exisiting cloning facilities, the banning of all cloning technology, and the absorption of the Mandalorians into elite special forces of the Empire (often attached to Sith Jedi-hunter squads).

OBI-WAN KENOBI: A hero of the last two Clone Wars. A great Jedi and brilliant general, it was he who formed the famed White Legion that was instrumental in several key battles that turned the tide of the wars against the Clone Masters and their allies.

 

“It is only through interaction, through decision and choice, through confrontation, physical or mental, that the Force can grow within you.”
-Kreia, Jedi Master and Sith Lord