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Robocop - ITV Family Friendly "Freakin' Airhead" Version
Also, of course, The Big Lebowski:

"This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
"This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you make friends with a stranger in the Alps!"

And The Matrix on TNT:

"Jesus Christ, that thing's real?"
"Jeepers creepers, that thing's real?"

Could there be a more emasculating, silly thing to say than "jeepers creepers?"

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Darrell Kaiser's avatar
RE: Robocop - ITV Family Friendly "Freakin' Airhead" Version

I have a VHS recording of the ABC Movie of the Week airing of RoboCop.

Ziz's avatar
RE: Robocop - ITV Family Friendly "Freakin' Airhead" Version

The one that bothered me to no end for years was the horrible dubbing they did over 80% of Jackie Gleason's performance in Smokey and the Bandit.  The dubs didn't sound anything close to Gleason.

 

My outlook on life - we're all on the Hindenburg anyway...no point fighting over the window seat.
Kurgan's avatar
RE: Robocop - ITV Family Friendly "Freakin' Airhead" Version

Sorry to revive this but this really jogs my memory, including of Ghostbusters censored version on TV using the original actor voices. I was shocked to hear the differences in the "real" version on VHS many years later.

Same deal with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I think they replaced "Jesus Christ!" with "BLOODY 'ELL!"

 

Another funny one I never saw but heard about was "The Goonies."

Something about "Aw Shit" replaced with "Aw SHOOT" (different voice mid-sentence)

And something like (memory isn't perfect on this one):

Original: "It sounds like my grandpa is takin' a piss!"


Dubbed: "It sounds like THERE'S A BROKEN PIPE AND IT'S LEAKING" (again, new voice mid sentence)

 

And "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" I think replaced "fucking jerk" with "fuzzy nerd." I actually saw part of that one first hand, and it was hilarious, but I'm sure it would have been funnier if I knew the original lines at the time.

Seriously, these dubs deserve some kind of preservation, since many of us remember them... harkening back in the days before DVD, before we had our own VCR's and a drivers' license. ;)

Last edited on April 8, 2012 at 7:55 AM by Kurgan
SilverWook's avatar
RE: Robocop - ITV Family Friendly "Freakin' Airhead" Version

I saw Holy Grail a couple times when it ran on A&E. IIRC, they sort of half muted every utterance of J.C. and totally muted "oral sex". They also inexplicably repeated the opening credits over the blank screen at the end!

I think the Pythons had this version pulled eventually. I probably saw the whole film uncensored when it aired on PBS in the late 70's.

One project I've been kicking around is preserving the Criterion Laserdisc Japanese audio track of Holy Grail. I'd like to get it translated and subtitled. Only two scenes have ever been presented with the lost in translation Japanese dialog subtitled on the DVD releases.

Where were you in '77?
marioxb's avatar
RE: Robocop - ITV Family Friendly "Freakin' Airhead" Version

Enough is enough! I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane!

TV's Frink's avatar
RE: Robocop - ITV Family Friendly "Freakin' Airhead" Version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n-rGnI9XNo

Bingowings' avatar
RE: Robocop - ITV Family Friendly "Freakin' Airhead" Version

BBC 2 showed Night Of The Comet (1984) two years apart.

Once on their Moviedrome strand, introduced by Alex Cox and unedited and the year later with the best line in the film changed to, "I'm not crazy, I just don't give a *changed voice* point!".

I think it would be a giggle to reverse the process and take innocent family features and badly dub them into swearathons.

Quixotic fool, he will die quickly, make sure he dies very quickly.

SilverWook's avatar
RE: Robocop - ITV Family Friendly "Freakin' Airhead" Version

You'd be amazed how much the imagination fills in with some carefully timed bleeps. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI5XL7dYCmg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jojOqtzKD8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sJ2GqOEc94

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bawMDbNQsMo

Then there's the real deal...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9qsdz7gMlY

Night Flight used to run this little clip in the dead of night on the USA network back in the 80's. Just when you were groggy enough to think you hallucinated it. ;)

Last edited on April 21, 2012 at 11:28 AM by SilverWook
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Kurgan's avatar
RE: Robocop - ITV Family Friendly "Freakin' Airhead" Version

mutes are worthless... bleeps are a bit funny, but dubs are the best! ;)

Bingowings' avatar
RE: Robocop - ITV Family Friendly "Freakin' Airhead" Version

I am reminded of this slither of infamy.

Quixotic fool, he will die quickly, make sure he dies very quickly.

SilverWook's avatar
RE: Robocop - ITV Family Friendly "Freakin' Airhead" Version

Shades of Avenue Q!

If I didn't know that was a real kid's show, I would think it was a lost Monty Python sketch. ;)

Where were you in '77?
Bingowings' avatar
RE: Robocop - ITV Family Friendly "Freakin' Airhead" Version

Those Christmas tapes are a real giggle I remember one being shown in the small hours of April the first back in early 80's when nobody in the right mind would have their television on (as nothing was officially broadcast between midnight and about 10am back then).

It was intercut with soft porn.

I feel asleep with the telly on and was woken up by it, I couldn't believe what I was watching.

Quixotic fool, he will die quickly, make sure he dies very quickly.

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