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RE: Religion

Bobocop said:

No offense was intended of course. Just a silly little "odd couple" thingaroo. I thought it would be amusing if Jesus, who solves problems with wisdom and intellect, were paired with Hercules, who makes right through might :)

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There doesn't seem to be much evidence for Jesus using intellect beyond common sense.

He seems to be more compassionate and pragmatic than intellectual though he does become disproportionately enraged at the money lenders in a way which if I were were running the Vatican gift shop would get very worried indeed.

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No offense was taken.  It just reminded me of a thought I frequently have.  Thanks for your concern.  If I'd been upset, there'd have been no smiley face ;)  It actually is pretty funny (as was the raptor Jesus, I admit).

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I've had a few cool religion influenced dreams like the one where Jesus, after being pelted with stones while carrying his own gravestone, got fed up and started swatting people away with said gravestone. Then, when the stone-pelting mob became too numerous and was closing in, he ran towards a cliff and jumped off.  A few moments passed and he came suddenly roaring back into view atop a blue turtle and flew off into the sky.

Then there was the one where I broke into a dinosaur library and uncovered the shocking truth that the world was created by a Dumptruck with a beard.

...random absurdity or was there some meaning to it all?

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RE: Religion

God really does have a beard, I can tell you that much.

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RE: Religion

The Pope will resign at the end of the month.

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

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RE: Religion

Which one?

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RE: Religion

Bingowings said:

Which one?

?

 

 

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RE: Religion

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_%28disambiguation%29#Religious_offices

Of course Bingo knows good and well who, but this is his basis for argument.

Last edited on February 11, 2013 at 3:42 PM by darth_ender

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darth_ender said:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_%28disambiguation%29#Religious_offices

Of course Bingo knows good and well who, but this is his basis for argument.

also

 

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RE: Religion

Leonardo said:

The Pope will resign at the end of the month.

interesting.   He said it was due to bad health.   I wonder if that is really the true.   I mean I heard the last time a Pope resigned was 600 years ago.   That means that for the past 600 years, all Popes stayed in office until they died.   There had to be many Popes in that time that had as bad health or worse and did not resign.  

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darth_ender said:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_%28disambiguation%29#Religious_offices

Of course Bingo knows good and well who, but this is his basis for argument.

yeah, he is just being his usual assclown self.

edit: Although I still think Bingo knew which Pope  Leonardo was talking about and was just clowning around, I guess should not have called him an assclown.   I apologize.

Last edited on February 11, 2013 at 7:00 PM by Warbler
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RE: Religion

Warbler said:

darth_ender said:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_%28disambiguation%29#Religious_offices

Of course Bingo knows good and well who, but this is his basis for argument.

yeah, he is just being his usual assclown self.

 

And you're being your usual disrespectful brat. What if somebody didn't know about there being more than one pope? In fact, I did not know that there were more than two, so that's something I've learned thanks to his perfectly legitimate question, and thanks to darth ender's helpful link!!

And don't even bother replying cause I know exactly what you're gonna do: you're either gonna *sigh*, write "whatever" or ignore me.

Go ahead. Make my day.

 

Last edited on February 11, 2013 at 6:37 PM by Leonardo

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

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RE: Religion

There are many Popes.

Even in the Catholic church has the is the Red, White (the Pontiff) and Black Popes.

Then you have the Coptic Pope and the numerous Erisian Popes.

Not to mention there are many months in a year (not always twelve).

Thanks for the complement Warb.

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RE: Religion

Leonardo said:

Warbler said:

darth_ender said:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_%28disambiguation%29#Religious_offices

Of course Bingo knows good and well who, but this is his basis for argument.

yeah, he is just being his usual assclown self.

 

And you're being your usual disrespectful brat.

is that what I am? 

Leonardo said:

What if somebody didn't know about there being more than one pope?

He could have explained that instead of asking "which Pope?"  

The simple fact is, when someone is referring simply to the "the Pope", one can assume we are talking about the Catholic one. 

You really think Bingo didn't know which Pope you were actually referring too?

Leonardo said:


And don't even bother replying cause I know exactly what you're gonna do: you're either gonna *sigh*, write "whatever" or ignore me.

Go ahead. Make my day.

well, I responded anyway and didn't "*sigh*", write "whatever" or ignore you.


Last edited on February 11, 2013 at 7:01 PM by Warbler
Warbler's avatar
RE: Religion

Although I still think Bingo knew which Pope  Leonardo was talking about and was just clowning around, I guess should not have called him an assclown.   I apologize.

I have edited my original post.

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RE: Religion

In this thread anything is possible.

It's also possible the Vicar of Rome may have planned to have retired at the end of another month.

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RE: Religion

Looks like I am going to have to update this soon.

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Random-Thoughts/post/467437/#TopicPost467437

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RE: Religion

I suspect Popegate.

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RE: Religion

It's almost as exciting as the Queen abdicating for her son the other day.

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Warbler's avatar
RE: Religion

what?  I hadn't heard of that.

edit: do you mean the Queen of the Netherlands?

Last edited on February 11, 2013 at 7:33 PM by Warbler
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RE: Religion

TV's Frink said:

I suspect Popegate.

Popegate?

Bingowings' avatar
RE: Religion

Yeah it was all over the web.

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Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

I suspect Popegate.

Popegate?

There's gonna be a scandal.

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RE: Religion

Bingowings said:

Yeah it was all over the web.

somehow I missed it.  

Last edited on February 11, 2013 at 7:46 PM by Warbler
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