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RE: Rejected Prequel Titles

xhonzi said:

Somewhere... VINH is shedding a tear... and he knows not why.

Pic or didn't happen.

Seriously, I really want to see that happen.

Last edited on January 31, 2011 at 6:31 PM by TV's Frink
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RE: Rejected Prequel Titles

Star Wars: Rips off Power Rangers

(Aquitar base in MMPR season 3)
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(Gungan city)
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Star Wars: Rips off Power Rangers again

(Aquitar MMPR Season 3)
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9299/aquitar.jpg

(Kamino)
http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/15/planetkamino.jpg

Star Wars: Revenge of Power Rangers

(Obiwan vs. Anakin)
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/5849/anakinvsobiwanbysithjam.jpg


(Thrax vs. Adam in Power Rangers Operation Overdrive)
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xhonzi's avatar
RE: Rejected Prequel Titles

Ew... no wonder I didn't like the Prequels.

(Power Rangers is the only other "kids" show my kids aren't allowed to watch at friend's houses.)

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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RE: Rejected Prequel Titles

TV's Frink said:

xhonzi said:

Somewhere... VINH is shedding a tear... and he knows not why.

Pic or didn't happen.

Seriously, I really want to see that happen.

 

Last edited on February 1, 2011 at 10:30 PM by xhonzi

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

TV's Frink's avatar
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I have to admit I didn't get the joy I expected out of that.

xhonzi's avatar
RE: Rejected Prequel Titles

Star Wars Episode 1: (Self Titled)
Star Wars Episode 2: Electric Boogalo
Star Wars Episode 3: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Bingowings said:

Episode One : I Feel The Need, The Need For Theed.

Don't forget about

Episode Two : Rolling in my El Kamino

Episode Three : Looking for Love in Alderaan Places

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.

Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script

TV's Frink's avatar
RE: Rejected Prequel Titles

nvm, it sucked. :-(

Last edited on February 3, 2011 at 8:38 PM by TV's Frink
xhonzi's avatar
RE: Rejected Prequel Titles

SW1: Anakin Begins
SW2: The Dark Jedi
SW3: The Dark Lord Rises

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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RE: Rejected Prequel Titles

Ep 1 : Zenith Of  The Milfs

Ep 2 : Decline Of The Milfs

Ep3 : The Final Milf

  • Anál nathrach,
    orth’ bháis’s bethad,
    do chél dénmha
TV's Frink's avatar
RE: Rejected Prequel Titles

Ah, Ziggy, the gift that keeps on giving...

...

Hey, that just made me think of something:

Ep1: The Ingo Sucks Menace

Ep2: Attack of the Ziggy

Ep3: Revenge of the LTDIF

Mielr's avatar
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Oh, I can't resist...

EPISODE I: Boy Are You Poor Bastards In For A Disappointment!

EPISODE II: You Might Want To Just Leave The Car Running

EPISODE III: You Actually Came Back To See The Third One?!

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R.I.P. "Creamy" 2002(?) - 08/01/2010

Monolithium's avatar
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Anakin Skywalker and the Midichlorians of Doom

Anakin Skywalker and the Heart of Geonosis

Anakin Skywalker and the Rise of a Darth

Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.

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Episode I :  The Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder Of The Chosen One

Episode II : Erotomania By A Waterfall

Episode III : Spousal Abuse Improved My Career But Ruined My Lungs.

  • Anál nathrach,
    orth’ bháis’s bethad,
    do chél dénmha
xhonzi's avatar
RE: Rejected Prequel Titles

Ghostbusters said:

I thought the title for Episode I was really cool, "The Phantom Menace." I don't know why people don't like it? It described the movie perfectly. But then again episode 2 and 3 could have applied that title too since they all were a mystery in plot. I hated "Attack of the Clones," and "Revenge of the Sith" is okay, but I would have preferred "Rise of the Empire" and I would have preferred the movie to revolve around more of a convincing story on how the Empire rose instead of a mess of stuff wasted. 

Rise of the Empire?  That's pretty good.  I wish more movie titles had the word "Rise" in them.  It's sooooo underused.  I wonder why?

And Phantom Menace sounded like the episode of Scooby Doo starring Dennis and Mr. Wilson.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

TV's Frink's avatar
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Attack of the Clones is by far the worst of the three.  Though I guess it was good advertising - it made the movie sound so much more exciting!

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TV's Frink said:

Attack of the Clones is by far the worst of the three.  Though I guess it was good advertising - it made the movie sound so much more exciting!

Appropriately it's also the worst film of the three.

 

Actually I honestly dislike Revenge of the Sith's title the most. I guess the blatant ROTJ throwback just annoys me.

Sluggo's avatar
RE: Rejected Prequel Titles

+1

Honestly, I don't think they could have named it anything else.  It seems like it had to be Revenge of the Sith.

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.

Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script

xhonzi's avatar
RE: Rejected Prequel Titles

What do you mean, "they couldn't have named it anything else"?  This thread is FULL of things that they could have named it.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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What I dislike about Revenge Of The Sith is we never know (in the context of the films) what the Sith have to be so vengeful about.

The clones don't Attack they rescue but I guess Rescued By The Clones would be a major spoiler (as well as sounding like a early eighties gay porn movie).

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    orth’ bháis’s bethad,
    do chél dénmha
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RE: Rejected Prequel Titles

Quackula said:

TV's Frink said:

Attack of the Clones is by far the worst of the three.  Though I guess it was good advertising - it made the movie sound so much more exciting!

Appropriately it's also the worst film of the three.

 

 AOTC is my favorite title for my least liked film. It's just so in your face, like ESB.

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RE: Rejected Prequel Titles

But the Empire did strike back in that film.

  • Anál nathrach,
    orth’ bháis’s bethad,
    do chél dénmha
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