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Ointment FlyBantha Foodoo said:
Episode 1: Terence Stamp's Worst Movie
Episode 2: Christopher Lee's Worst Movie (yes, including Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf)
Episode 3: Jimmy Smits Most Famous Movie
So what was Jimmy Smits' worst move?
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I wanted to say
Jimmy Smit's only movie
but he has done others--but mostly tv I think.
I was going to say his worst movie--but since he hasnt done that many
it just didnt seem to fit like it does with Stamp or Lee who have done so many more.
Oh and since he is also in AOTC its a hard call.
I think I should have said Peter Mayhew's worst movie.
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I've seen another movie of his, "Bless the Child" with Kim Basinger, and that one sucked even more than EpIII... I mean, the characters weren't complete bores and had motivations and all, but BOY is it stupid.
I mean, dunno, watching EpIII was kinda fun and didn't make me cringe the whole t-
OOOHH MY GOOOOOOOOOD... WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE?!!
Uncanny Valley, for sure :D
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Ointment Flyxhonzi, please re-title thread to Jimmy Smits Movies (Was: Rejected Prequel Titles).
Bantha Foodoo
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Ok then
it should be:
Episode 3: Jimmy Smits' BEST Movie!
twooffour
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Episode I: A Reelection Impatience
Episode II: The Challenged Substitute
Episode III: Deformation Hesitation
twooffour
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Bantha Foodoo said:
Ok then
it should be:
Episode 3: Jimmy Smits' BEST Movie!
Or: Paul Blart Mall Cop's almost worst sequel!
Okay, that one's too weird...
How about:
Episode III: Utah's Mouth
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Nah, sucks, too.
:(
Someone please come up with something about Bruce Spence, I'm kinda outta ideas here...
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is automatic for the people.Episode 2 was more Moab than Episode 3 was.
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.
Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusThe lady in the photo above has got to be a Martian with those illuminated antenna growing out of her head.
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Bingowings said:
The lady in the photo above has got to be a Martian with those illuminated antenna growing out of her head.
I have no idea why... but somehow, just about everything in that picture looks... wrong.
For example, that one chick to the left, further to the left... she has like a green tree-looking afro above her head, and some kind of a giant pearl chaplet growing out of her forehead... my god... like all of that... it... didn't belong here, in this reality.
This is what celebrations would look like if the Body Snatchers took over... *shudder*
I disagree with you on the antenna thing, though, that much rather looks like a creepy eldritch starship in the form of a street lamp, hovering up in the alien sky...
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Ointment FlyEpisode II: I Think I'm a Clone Now
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusEpisode One : I Feel The Need, The Need For Theed.
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skyjedi2005
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Jedi KnightEpisodes 1-3. One time screening event. A 6 Hour video game commercial.
LOL.
Episode 1 the phantom plot movie
episode 2 attack of the wooden romance.
episode 3 I want a refund this is JUNK.
"Always loved Vader's wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin's ghost. What a fucking shame." -Simon Pegg.
twooffour
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k...
twooffour
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hey, i think i'm tired of coming up with clever pretentious stuff about highlighting the biggest plot holes in Palpatine's plan in each movie or whatever... let's just call them:
EpI: sux, has stupid kid in it
EpII: boring crap, Anakin's an awful actor!
EpIII: Total steaming pile of sith, I mean, this is just sucks, the noo, the dialogue... SHIT!!!
Wow, just came up with the best, wittiest titles ever.
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Magister Pontifex MaximusEpisode One : Mr Ghostface Spooks The Senate.
Episode Two : Mr Ghostface Stirs The Stinkpot.
Episode Three : Mr Ghostface's Trip To Washington.
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twooffour
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!!! ^^
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Episode III: Complete piece of sith
Episode II: Hey look, we filmed with digital!
Episode I: Gotcha!
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You will not. None of us will, except for a very old and dying Ziggy Stardust who will watch it through teary eyes as he remembers us all.
pittrek said:
I seriously hope I will live enough to see the original Star Wars trilogy in this quality
skyjedi2005
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Jedi KnightEpisode 1: Jar Jar Begins.
Episode 2:Jar Jar Returns.
Episode 3: Jar Jar's Revenge
"Always loved Vader's wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin's ghost. What a fucking shame." -Simon Pegg.
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Episode I: The Double Lightsaber
Episode II: The Purple Lightsaber
Episode III: ULTIMATEEE POWERRR
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Jedi KnightQuackula said:
Episode I: The Double Lightsaber
Episode II: The Purple Lightsaber
Episode III: ULTIMATEEE POWERRR
Episode 1 the Double Lightsaber or hey look i stole an idea from Cam Kennedy and Kevin J Anderson.
Episode 2 or hey look i stole another idea from Kevin J anderson.
Any ripped off ideas in 3 other than Quilan Vos ?
"Always loved Vader's wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin's ghost. What a fucking shame." -Simon Pegg.
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Ointment FlyBingowings said:
Episode One : Mr Ghostface Spooks The Senate.
Episode Two : Mr Ghostface Stirs The Stinkpot.
Episode Three : Mr Ghostface's Trip To Washington.
I: Vader is not Hayden yet
II: Vader is getting closer to Hayden
III: vaderishayden
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skyjedi2005 said:
Episode 1: Jar Jar Begins.
Episode 2:Jar Jar Returns.
Episode 3: Jar Jar's Revenge
Nah nah... if anything, then:
EpI: Jar Jar ex Machina.
EpII; Jar Jar Apocalypse.
EpIII: Jar Jar Redemption.
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusEpisode 1 : The Fellowship Of The Force
Episode 2 : The Two Powers
Episode 3 : Return Of The Snippet
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Bingowings said:
Episode One : Mr Ghostface Spooks The Senate.
Episode Two : Mr Ghostface Stirs The Stinkpot.
Episode Three : Mr Ghostface's Trip To Washington.
I: Vader is not Hayden yet
II: Vader is getting closer to Hayden
III: vaderishayden
Somewhere... VINH is shedding a tear... and he knows not why.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
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Rejected Prequel Titles