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TheBoost
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Better a bad bomb than a bombadEp 1: Fighting Trade Boycotts
Ep 2: Mysteries Never Solved
Ep 3: Battle of the Younglings
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyEp 1: Crew Cameos
Ep 2: Actor Cameos
Ep 3: Lucas Cameos
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusEp 1 : Dude Where's My Pa?
Ep 2 : Dude Where's My Ma?
Ep 3 : Honey I've Charred Some Kids!
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DuracellEnergizer
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Ce n'est pas DuracellEnergizerEpisode I : The CG Menace
Episode II : Attack of the CG
Episode III : Revenge of the CG
God doesn't think in terms of black or white - or even shades of gray - but in big, bright, bold hues of blue and orange.
skyjedi2005
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Jedi KnightEpisode 1. Where is the plot
Episode 2 Again dammit where is the plot.
Episode 3. Gee George still no plot you are not even trying.
"Always loved Vader's wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin's ghost. What a fucking shame." -Simon Pegg.
Davnes007
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The one who keeps all of your secrets!Star Wars: Episode 1: Boy Meets Girl
Star Wars: Episode 2: Boy Marries Girl
Star Wars: Episode 3: Boy Kills Girl
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Star Wars: Episode 1: Jar-Jar....Seriously?
Star Wars: Episode 2: Jengo-Fett....Seriously?
Star Wars: Episode 3: Nooooooooooooo....Seriously?
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice....go to France.
Rogue-theX
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Alright, just hand over the Technicolor and no one gets hurt.Episode I: the first one
Episode II: the second one
Episode III: the third one
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Episode I: nothing happened in this one
Episode II: nothing happened in this one 2
Episode III: nothing happened again
or
Episode I: hey, look at all the crap
Episode II: ...................................
Episode III: "join me" - "okay :-)"
I need more Goldenthal!
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyRogue-theX said:
Episode I: the first one
Episode II: the second one
Episode III: the third one
I see you are a fan of Ric.
Rogue-theX
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Alright, just hand over the Technicolor and no one gets hurt.episode I: jinny gets hammered
episode II: lets all go to the lobby
episode III: 12 angry jedi
episode I: anakin of tattooine
episode II: there will be clones
episode III: the emperor who laughed
episode I: big nose jinny at podrace alley
episode II:s
episode III: nice guys finish last
episode I: the extra terrible
episode II: the garbage pail clones
episode III: superbad
episode I: jinny fully loaded
episode II: you got surved
episode III: how anakin got her groove back
episode I: the devine secrets of the jedi sister hood
episode II: jedi and 1/2
episode III: dumb and dumberer
episode I: operation plot drop
episode II: jedi sith a boo boo
episode III: the incredibly strange jedi who stopped living and became a mixed-up cyborg
I need more Goldenthal!
Rogue-theX
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Alright, just hand over the Technicolor and no one gets hurt.TV's Frink said:
Rogue-theX said:
Episode I: the first one
Episode II: the second one
Episode III: the third one
I see you are a fan of Ric.
I see you knoticed that i am a fan of ric :) you catch on pretty quick!
I need more Goldenthal!
Filthy Pierre
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Episode I: Not Much Toy Merchandise
Episode II: Should Of Kept Darth Maul
Episode III: Max Toy Merchandise
Battle droids the robotic incarnations of Jar Jar Binks.
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusEpisode !1 : Y U NO SIGN TREETY!?
Episode !2 : PROTIP To uncover the mystery of the Clone Army, find where they are made and keep asking questions.
Episode !3 : Sith Sensation.
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TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyBingowings said:
Episode !1 : Y U NO SIGN TREETY!?
lol...
EP1:
EP2:
EP3:
xhonzi
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of Earth.I'm still waiting for one as good as "Lars Attacks!"
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusEpisode III : Vengeance Darth
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- do chél dénmha
Sluggo
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is automatic for the people.xhonzi said:
I'm still waiting for one as good as "Lars Attacks!"
Reminds me of the Uncle Owen smackdown thread. That was a good one.
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish memes.
Check out my reconstruction of the ROTJ Shooting Script
TV's Frink
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Ointment FlyIt's bookmarked for my LOL Archive:
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex Maximus1. Brother Can You Spare A Dime?
2. Oh You Can! Cheers Mate You're A Real Pal, I Love You.
3. So Long Suckers!
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Rogue-theX
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Alright, just hand over the Technicolor and no one gets hurt.episode I: savagery of the scorpion sith alien!
episode II: Alien Sepperatists meets Astro Anakin
episode III: satanic Jedi Vs. the Merciless Freak!
I need more Goldenthal!
LexX
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Son of the SunsEpisode I - Hey, it's Star Wars!
Episode II - Hey, less Jar Jar!
Episode III - Hey, it's Darth Vader!
Episode I - Who Cares About the Title
Episode I - The Sure Thing
Episode I - Sponsored by Hasbro
Episode I - Oh Yeah, Here's the Movie
Episode I - You Know You'll Watch It
And in the time of greatest despair, there shall come a savior, and he shall be known as the Son of the Suns.
TV's Frink
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Ointment Flynvm
Davnes007
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The one who keeps all of your secrets!Episode I: I spent $12 for that?
Episode II: $12....flush.
Episode III: The last $12 I will ever give to Lucas.
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice....go to France.
xhonzi
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of Earth.1: Dare
2: Double Dare
3: Double Dog Dare
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Bantha Foodoo
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Episode 1: The Yoda Muppet Menace
Episode 2: Attack of the Tiny Light Saber
Episode 3: Yoda Loves Chewie
Bantha Foodoo
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Episode 1: Terence Stamp's Worst Movie
Episode 2: Christopher Lee's Worst Movie (yes, including Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf)
Episode 3: Jimmy Smits Most Famous Movie
Rejected Prequel Titles