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maybe they should triple their mops! :)
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...about those poor workers who died aboard the Death Star etc.?
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
remember that conversation from Clerks movie?
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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Yep, I bet those poor guys were mopping even during the battle.
"We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Should I have your ship standing by?"
Tarkin: "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!"
Worker: "Um, can I have your seat then?"
Tarkin: "Get back to work, scum!"
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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That shot does not meet Lucas original vision. The mops have to be replaced with much more realistic CGI mops and all the dude's heads have to have jar jar's head superimposed over theirs,lol.
“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.
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Jerjerrod: The Emperor is coming here?
Vader: That is correct, Commnader. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of cleanliness.
Jerjerrod: We shall double our mops!
Vader: I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
Oh man that's lame *cue crickets*
"Well here's a big bag of rock salt" - Patton Oswalt
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Hey, I snorted into my dinner plate!
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Yeah, I heard it was a bitch to keep those floors from getting marked-up. Everybody had to walk around with those little cloth booties on.
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see you auntie said:Jerjerrod: We shall double our mops!
Look closer - one of the workers holds three mops at once! Life in a totalitarian empire surely isn't good...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...