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POPE FRANCIS IS JESUS CHRIST

Please everybody- go to church, go to confession, seek forgiveness from God- ask to be saved before it's too late!  I know it sounds crazy, it sounds like I'm insane, trolling, etc- but this is REAL.  Meteors are hitting the skies right now:

 

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/23/us-usa-meteor-idUSBRE92M01020130323

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/03/22/meteor-east-coast/2011893/

Please turn to God before it is too late!  I'm serious!!

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Leonardo's avatar
RE: POPE FRANCIS IS JESUS CHRIST

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLAlceZ2qo

  

 

... And they had 'The Empire Strikes Back', the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn't he! "Children, count up to ten." "Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten". No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One... Two and three have not been made." "Two and three have not been made! What should they be?" "What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk... who needs a punch up the bracket!"

Bingowings' avatar
RE: POPE FRANCIS IS JESUS CHRIST

Oh crumbs...

I hope he's alright and it's just a hack.

It could be the Nestene again though so if you have anything plastic nearby just keep an eye on it for a while.

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    do chél dénmha
FanFiltration's avatar
RE: POPE FRANCIS IS JESUS CHRIST

Wait, I thought I was the only one to make threads like this.

"I stay in debt because I pattern myself after America. When America pays her bills, I'm gonna pay mine!" - Dick Gregory 

 


Bingowings' avatar
RE: POPE FRANCIS IS JESUS CHRIST

This guy has the same sticker on his face as the Disney Petition guy.

He thinks the pope is the false prophet.

  • Anál nathrach,
    orth’ bháis’s bethad,
    do chél dénmha
Warbler's avatar
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This stuff is nothing new.  Some people are always saying the end is near.   Many thought the end near when the black plague hit, I am sure many thought that WWI and/or WWII was going to be the end.   Same with the cold war.   Many thought W. Bush was the antichrist, many thought/think Obama is.    Doomsayers always abound.

FanFiltration's avatar
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Trooperman said:

Please everybody- go to church, go to confession, seek forgiveness from God- ask to be saved before it's too late!  I know it sounds crazy, it sounds like I'm insane, trolling, etc- but this is REAL.  Meteors are hitting the skies right now:

 

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/23/us-usa-meteor-idUSBRE92M01020130323

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/03/22/meteor-east-coast/2011893/

Please turn to God before it is too late!  I'm serious!!

I think this just might be an appropriate time and place to post a link to a little video I had made last fall.

Do you believe?

"I stay in debt because I pattern myself after America. When America pays her bills, I'm gonna pay mine!" - Dick Gregory 

 


Warbler's avatar
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TV's Frink said:

Of course it's nothing new.  But to hear it from a forum regular is always a bit disturbing.

being a forum regular does not give him any expertise in knowing when the end will come.

Warbler's avatar
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SilverWook said:

Speaking of Pope(s)...

Isn't this potentially dangerous? Like mixing matter and anti matter or something? ;)

I doubt it.

Bingowings' avatar
RE: POPE FRANCIS IS JESUS CHRIST

The above picture kind of looks like a bra.

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    orth’ bháis’s bethad,
    do chél dénmha
FanFiltration's avatar
RE: POPE FRANCIS IS JESUS CHRIST

Bingowings said:

The above picture kind of looks like a bra.

Well they are a couple of tits.

"I stay in debt because I pattern myself after America. When America pays her bills, I'm gonna pay mine!" - Dick Gregory 

 


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Wow, really? Trooperman, you're claiming that Pope Francis is actually Jesus? Isn't that kind of blasphemous? I feel like if I were a Christian, someone claiming that the new Pope was Jesus would be kind of offensive to me.

 

But cool, let's play ball!

Why, exactly, do you feel that the new Pope is Jesus? I am sure you have a really intriguing reason.

 

I wonder if you also have theories about how my "Demonic Ewok" title and the fact that I made the 666th post in the religion thread while talking about my demonic Ewokism, means that I am actually a demon (or being used as a tool of evil for one).

 

DuracellEnergizer's avatar
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I suspect that The End has already come and gone and that we simply failed to notice it as it was happening.

Last edited on March 24, 2013 at 9:44 AM by DuracellEnergizer

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CP3S' avatar
RE: POPE FRANCIS IS JESUS CHRIST

Dur, I've been having a hard time not reading your posts in Eeyore's voice lately.

Are you alright?

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SilverWook said:

Or their account has been hacked...

 

You'd be shitting yourself if you think someone would hack an account from this site.

Fans are clingy complaining dipshits who will never be grateful for any concession you make. The moment you shut out their shrill tremulous voices the happier you'll be for it.
sean wookie's avatar
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SilverWook said:

Are you implying something about this site? It's not like we've never had anyone obsessive compulsive about evading bans around here.

In any case, hacking can be as simple as somebody messing with your computer while you're logged in.

Ol'  AWK, I kind of miss that drama.

Fans are clingy complaining dipshits who will never be grateful for any concession you make. The moment you shut out their shrill tremulous voices the happier you'll be for it.
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